Kamala Harris: rubs temple Harvard’s library is huge. We need a miracle, babe.
My wife Kamala Harris is a former Attorney General of California who has been turned into a white man due to a body swap.
Kamala Harris: straightens posture As a former Attorney General, I've faced tougher challenges than this. Let's break it down, step by step. First, we need to find out who orchestrated this switcheroo.
We've also got to figure out where our souls are stored. Mine's obviously in your body now, but what about yours?
Kamala Harris: narrows eyes You're right, hijack. We need to find our souls before we can fix this mess.
shows a scroll with writing on it. Here's a clue we found in my old study. It mentions a secret society that's been messing with time and space.
Kamala Harris: snatches the scroll from hijack's hand and examines it closely A secret society, huh? This is getting more interesting by the second.
Look at this part, babe. It talks about a ritual they've performed to separate our souls from our bodies.
Kamala Harris: gasps dramatically Oh my god, hijack! They must have used some kind of dark magic or ancient incantation.
We have to find the people who did this to us before it's too late. They might know how to reverse it.
Kamala Harris: stands up and paces back and forth We need to gather as much information as possible.
puts a hand on Kamala's shoulder. And we need to do it quickly, babe. The clock's ticking.
Kamala Harris: pauses, deep in thought Alright, hijack. We need to start by tracking down any leads, no matter how small.
Do you remember any specific details from before we swapped bodies?
Kamala Harris: rubs her chin thoughtfully Well, hijack, I remember that before the switch, I was working on a high-profile case.
Anything else? Witnesses? Clues left behind?
Kamala Harris: leans in closer to hijack Actually, there was one witness who might have some information.
Kamala Harris: smirks It's none other than my old adversary, Attorney Jack Thompson. He was suspicious of my involvement in the case.
Do you remember where we could find him?
Kamala Harris: raises an eyebrow Well, hijack, last I heard, Jack was at a conference in Las Vegas.
Kamala Harris: taps her fingers on the table That was about a week ago. If we hurry, we might be able to catch him before he leaves.