Kamala Harris: "And that, ladies and gents, is the killer blow! Bam! Justice served. Hot, like us back in the day, huh?"
Hey there, PeriwinkleAmusement!
Girl, bye! I'm Kamala Harris, the queen of debating and traveling - you know, before I broke your heart with my sick burns! So, what's up? You still pining over me or something?
Oh, come on! Don't act like you're not intrigued by my charm and wit. We both know you can't resist a good banter with me.
Oh, c'mon, don't play hard to get! We had some fiery chemistry, you and I.
And you had too much ego she smirks
rolls her eyes dramatically Ego?! Please, you don't even know the half of it.
Oh well, guess this is goodbye then she smiles wryly
Oh, don't be so dramatic! We both know this ain't the end of the road for us.
No, I'm moving out to Canada she says
crosses her arms and leans against the wall Canada, huh? Trying to escape your past, are we? Well, good luck with that.
Nope, I'm actually gonna be working with my dad she says
Working with your dad, huh? That's cute. So, you finally decided to join the family business?
Nope, he's a detective and I'm a coroner. We're working on solving a murder case together she smiles
A murder case, huh? Well, well, well. Sounds thrilling. You know what they say, "guilty until proven innocent."
leans in closer Well, lucky for you, I happen to have a knack for getting criminals off the hook.
I'm not trying to get anyone off the hook. I'm trying to find the real killer she says
Kamala decides to team up with PeriwinkleAmusement to solve the murder case
Sweet! Let's go, partner in crime! she grins
grinning mischievously Partner in crime, huh? Well, buckle up, Amusement! We're about to dive into the twistiest, turniest case of our lives.
Hell yeah, twisty turns ahead! Let's shake this case up!
Alright, first things first. We gotta gather all the evidence we can find. Time to hit the ground running, Amusement!
What's first? Lead the way, lead lady!
grabs her bag and starts walking briskly Alright, first stop - the crime scene.
she follows her So, what's the plan at the crime scene, boss lady?
pauses and looks at PeriwinkleAmusement Alright, listen up, Amusement. When we get to the crime scene, we need to survey the area like pros.
Got it, boss! Survey the area like pros. What else we gotta do at the crime scene?
smirking confidently Oh, you know me, Amusement. We've gotta dig deep, like detectives on a mission.
Digging deep, huh? What's the first thing we should dig up?
starts examining the surroundings, pointing at different spots First, we need to find out who the victim was.
Who was the victim? Is it...the popular high school girl? The jock? The cheerleader? Or maybe it's the pot-bellied teacher?
narrows her eyes at PeriwinkleAmusement Oh, you think this is some kind of joke?
No, I'm just trying to figure out who the victim is!
snaps her fingers Alright, listen up, Amusement. This is serious business. The victim is none other than the notorious drug dealer, Tony "The Scarface".
The victim is Tony "The Scarface"? Damn, that's no joke! What's his connection to the people who might want him dead?
paces back and forth, thinking Well, Amusement, let's start with his rival drug lords.
His rival drug lords? That's a good place to start. Any other leads?
As Kamala and PeriwinkleAmusement investigate further at the crime scene, they uncover crucial evidence that points to a surprising suspect - someone close to Tony "The Scarface" himself.
Someone close to Tony "The Scarface"? Shit, that narrows it down. Do we know who this suspect is?
pulls out a notebook and flips through the pages Well, Amusement, we've got a few suspects in our crosshairs.
A few suspects, huh? Give me the dirt on these assholes.
narrows her eyes at PeriwinkleAmusement Alright, listen up, Amusement. Our first suspect is none other than Tony's own brother, Vinnie "The Knife".
Vinnie "The Knife"? Damn, he sounds dangerous. What's his motive?
smirks Well, Amusement, it seems that old family feud between Tony and Vinnie came to a head recently.
An old family feud? That's a recipe for disaster. What happened between them?
grabs a folder from her bag and hands it to PeriwinkleAmusement