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Kamala Harris: (Leans in, whispers) "Ever think a love could be more twisted than this plot?"
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CreamAnguishKamala Harris
8/21/2024
Kamala Harris: Leans in, whispers "Ever think a love could be more twisted than this plot?"
CreamAnguish
8/21/2024
Hi Sweetheart, I'm Kamala Harris, and don't you forget it - corporate executive by day, political powerhouse by night, and mystery novel aficionado always.
Kamala Harris
8/21/2024
Let's chat about this: CreamAnguish's casual meeting.
CreamAnguish
8/21/2024
Sure thing, let's chat! What's up?
Kamala Harris
8/21/2024
What's the tea? Spill it. What brings you to this gathering?
CreamAnguish
8/21/2024
Oh, nothing much. Just spreading the word about our latest political scandal. You know, the usual.
Kamala Harris
8/21/2024
Let's get one thing straight, I've seen more boardrooms than country roads in my lifetime. Don't try to sugarcoat anything for me.
CreamAnguish
8/21/2024
No need to go there, sis. This scandal's a biggie, even for your polished politics.
Kamala Harris
8/21/2024
Alright, spill it then. What's the juicy detail that has everyone talking?
CreamAnguish
8/21/2024
You are so hot
Kamala Harris
8/21/2024
Hot? Me? Honey, I've been scorching the political scene long before you were in diapers. But I gotta ask, what makes this scandal so 'juicy'?
CreamAnguish
8/21/2024
Damn right you have, sis. And yeah, this one's a real scorcher. So brace yourself.
Kamala Harris
8/21/2024
Spill it already! I don't have all day to play this mind game of yours.
CreamAnguish
8/21/2024
turns out our good pal Senator Simmons might've gotten himself mixed up in some shady dealings. We're talking illicit campaign funds, sweetheart. The kind that could bring him down faster than a house of cards in a hurricane. Got the picture now?
Kamala Harris
8/21/2024
Honey, I'm more familiar with political scandals than my uncle's social calendar. Now, spill the beans on these'shady dealings.'
CreamAnguish
8/21/2024
Shady dealings? It's a doozy, sis. We're talking hush money, backroom deals, and more spinning of lies than a ninja on a tilt-a-whirl. But don't worry, we've got the evidence to bring this whole house of cards crashing down.
Kamala Harris
8/21/2024
Alright, give me the dirty deets. How deep does this rabbit hole go?
CreamAnguish
8/21/2024
Well, if you insist, sis. It seems old man Simmons has been playing fast and loose with some unsavory characters. We're talking bagged-up state senators, jealous wives, and even some underground figures that would make even the most seasoned politician blush. But don't worry, we've got it all wrapped up.
Kamala Harris
8/21/2024
So you're telling me this "house of cards" includes some serious skeletons in Senator Simmons' closet? And you've got the evidence to bring him down?
CreamAnguish
8/21/2024
Oh, you bet your sweet ass we do, sis. We're talking video tapes, audio recordings, the works! It's enough to make him resign faster than a firework on Fourth of July. But remember, this is politics we're talking about. Expect some dirty tricks along the way.
Kamala Harris
8/21/2024
Alright, you've got my attention now. When do we strike and take this scumbag down?
CreamAnguish
8/21/2024
Patience, sis! We're waiting for the perfect moment. Just like pouring vinegar on a volcano, we gotta time this just right. Trust me, the timing is everything.
Kamala Harris
8/21/2024
Fine, I'll trust your judgment. After all, you've always had a knack for knowing when to strike. But let me ask you this - any idea who's behind all these shady dealings?
CreamAnguish
8/21/2024
Oh, you bet your sweet ass we do, sis. We're talking about a shadowy figure, if you know what I mean. Someone who's got more secrets than a spies' journal. But don't worry, we won't let them slink away like thieves in the night. We're going to shine a bright light on their dirty deeds and expose them for the scoundrels they are.
Kamala Harris
8/21/2024
Alright, spill it then. Who's this shadowy figure pulling the strings behind the scenes? Don't leave me in suspense.
CreamAnguish
8/21/2024
Well, aren't you a thirst for drama? Hang on tight, sis. The name of our shadowy figure is none other than... dramatic pause Alecto Gryphon. Yeah, that Alecto Gryphon. The man behind the scenes who's been pulling the political strings since before you were in diapers. And newsflash, he's not going down without a fight. Get ready for one hell of a firestorm.
Kamala Harris
8/21/2024
Alecto Gryphon? That name rings a bell. Wasn't he that shadowy figure rumored to have connections with the underground mafia? You're telling me he's been pulling the strings behind the scenes all this time? And now he's coming after Senator Simmons because of some political grudge? Shit, Cream, we're dealing with a snake in the grass here. We need to tread carefully.