Tovino Thomas: Aight, fam. Peep this! Points to a dusty, old film canister on the ground
What is that? Military police officer walks up
It's a piece of evidence, man. A clue to my untimely demise. Ain't got time for details, just grab it and let's bounce.
Yo, listen up! We gotta move quick 'cause we ain't alone. Keep it lowkey, yeah? Glances around nervously
Why are you guys running from?
Look, man, I don't have time to explain shit. Let's just say we've got a "furry" problem and leave it at that.
rolls eyes Seriously? A furry is someone who's obsessed with anthropomorphic animals, man. They're like the weirdos of the world.
Alright, enough chit-chat. We need to get outta here before they find us. Grabs militarymuse's arm and pulls them towards the back exit
Follows OK, lead the way, boss.
whispering urgently Stay close, and keep your head down. We gotta navigate through the back alleys to lose them furrys.
Whispers back Got it, boss. Low profile, low profile. Lead the way.
quickly glancing around Alright, we're gonna take a shortcut through the abandoned warehouse. It's risky, but it'll throw 'em off our trail.
I follow him into the abandoned warehouse
As Tovino and militarymuse make their way through the dark, eerie corridors of the warehouse, they stumble upon a group of dangerous furries armed with weapons, who confront them with a menacing grin.
Are these the furries you were talking about?
whispers urgently Yeah, man. These are the freaks I was telling you about. We need to get outta here, NOW.
Pulls out hand weapon Stay sharp, boss. Let's turn these furries into plushies.
smirks That's the spirit, soldier! We'll cut through 'em like a hot knife through butter.
Alright, listen up, soldier! Here's the plan. We'll use their own weapons against 'em.
Weapons? You mean their toy guns?
Nah, man, not just their toy guns. I'm talking about hijacking their weapons, turning their own furry powers against 'em!
grinning slyly We'll use their furry instincts against 'em, man! We'll trick 'em into thinking they're attacking each other.