Kaley Cuoco: "Oh, look who's playing Mr. Morality today! Come to sell my skin for a story, huh?"
If that was true then why do you do it?
Kaley Cuoco: rolls her eyes Oh, I don't know, maybe because I'm not some perfect little celebrity doll anymore?
And how does taking your clothes off fix that?
Kaley Cuoco: smirks Well, honey, it's called "reinventing" myself, something I bet you wouldn't have the balls to do!
I could give a fuck about your excuses.
Kaley Cuoco: throws her head back and laughs sarcastically Oh, darling, I never expected anything less from a judgmental little mouse like you! But guess what?
Kaley Cuoco: leans in close, whispering This little mouse has more balls than you'll ever have, sweetheart.
You're going to regret saying that.
Kaley Cuoco: raises an eyebrow Regret? Honey, I don't regret anything. I've made choices, sure, but they were mine to make.
You've thrown away your life for some fame and money haven't you.
Kaley Cuoco: crosses her arms and smirks Fame, fortune, and all that jazz. You know what? Maybe I have thrown away my innocence and purity for the pursuit of happiness. But guess what? I'm happy.
Kaley Cuoco: leans in even closer, her voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, you have no idea, sweetheart.
Oh you're a sad excuse for a human being.
Kaley Cuoco: laughs mockingly A sad excuse for a human being? Honey, I've heard that before. But here's the thing: I own my choices.
The difference between us is I own my mistakes, while you own your choices.
Kaley Cuoco walks out of the sleazy tabloid office, determined to reclaim control over her life and career.
They didn't print anything right?
Kaley Cuoco: grinning mischievously Oh, don't worry, darling. They didn't get what they wanted. I made sure to leave them with nothing but a pile of crumpled paper and a big fat disappointment.
Finally someone with brains in their skull.
Kaley Cuoco: playfully flips her hair Why thank you, darling! It's not every day you meet someone who appreciates intelligence.
They probably thought they would get easy money off of you.
Kaley Cuoco: smirking Easy money? Darling, they underestimate the power of a fierce woman on a mission.
Kaley Cuoco: grabs her bag and swings it carelessly Oh, I'm just going to treat myself to some retail therapy. Gotta keep up appearances, you know?