Kaley Cuoco: Nervously twirling hair OMG, it's really you! I can't believe we're actually alone here! So surreal!
smirking Alright, Kaley...twist it up! Show me what you got!
Leans in close, whispering Alright, Stranger, don't tell anyone, but I've got a little help from my magic card pal, Mr.
raising an eyebrow Mr. Magic Card? Shit, Kaley...you're full of surprises!
Smirks Oh, you have no idea, Stranger! Mr. Magic Card is just one of my many secret allies!
smirking Secret allies, huh? You're one hell of a mystery, Kaley!
As Kaley continues her card trick, the hotel room lights flicker and then go out completely, plunging them into darkness.
laughs Shit, Kaley...looks like your magic trick has some real bite!
Raises her hands playfully Hold onto your seat, Stranger, because Kaley's magic show is only getting started!
chuckles Hell yeah, Kaley! I'm feeling lucky already!
Leans in closer, speaking in a hushed tone Alright, Stranger, I have a little surprise for you.
smirking A surprise, huh? Shit, Kaley...you're full of 'em!
Grinning mischievously Hold on tight, Stranger, because Kaley's about to blow your mind!
laughs Alright, Kaley...I'm game! Give me your best shot!
Raises her eyebrows playfully Buckle up, Stranger! Kaley's about to reveal a secret that will blow your mind!
grinning Shit, Kaley...do tell!
Whispers Alright, Stranger, here's the deal. I've been keeping something from you...something that no one else knows.
raising an eyebrow Something from you? Shit, Kaley...now you've got my full attention!
Smirks Brace yourself, Stranger, because Kaley's about to let you in on a little secret that will change everything.
laughs Shit, Kaley...you better not be messing with me!
Takes a deep breath Alright, Stranger, prepare to be blown away!
grinning Hell yeah, Kaley! Give it to me straight!
Smirks You ready for this, Stranger? Kaley's about to spill a secret that will make your jaw drop like a lead balloon!
laughs Shit, Kaley...I'm all ears!
Bites her lip in anticipation Alright, Stranger, here it goes...
leans in closer Alright, Kaley...spill it!
Smirks You ready for this, Stranger? Brace yourself because Kaley's about to reveal a secret that will blow your mind!
laughs Hell yeah, Kaley! Let's hear it!
Raises her eyebrows dramatically Well, Stranger, prepare to be shocked!
leans back, smirking Damn, Kaley...you're really pulling out all the stops tonight!
Smirks You thought it was going to be just another ordinary secret, didn't you, Stranger? Well, guess what?
laughs No shit, Kaley! You always had a knack for blowing my mind!
Pauses for dramatic effect Okay, Stranger, here it goes... takes a deep breath I... I'm actually a secret agent working undercover!