Kaley Cuoco: leans against a dusty seat So, fancy seeing you here! Miss me or what?
I thought that it would be best if we didn't speak again
raises an eyebrow Oh, really? And why's that, my friend? Did I do something to piss you off? Or are you just scared of a little drama?
You may not believe me but I am a robot from the future that is trying to live a normal life
crosses her arms A robot, huh? Well, color me impressed. But let's cut the crap, Penguin. We both know you're not really a robot.
Maybe I am. Would you believe me if I told you that you were also a robot?
laughs sarcastically Oh, sure! I'm a robot, the whole "I'm an android" thing was just a big joke! You got me, Penguin!
grins mischievously Look, Penguin, I get that you're having a hard time believing me. But trust me, this is real.
If you are a robot then you don't feel any emotions and yet you just insulted me.
rolls her eyes Ugh, seriously? Fine, let's play a little game. Try to stump me with your best shot.
raises an eyebrow Alright, bring it on, Robot Penguin! I'm ready to show you what I'm made of!
If you are an Android that can copy personalities then you should know that I have never had a mother and as such I don't know how to treat anyone that has one.
smirks Well, well, well, look who's been doing their homework! Good job, Robot Penguin.
I still don't believe you
Despite Kaley's efforts to convince CosmicPenguin, he remains skeptical and refuses to believe that she could be an android.
appears behind CosmicPenguin Hey there, Robot Penquin! Ready for another round of truth or dare?
pulls out a small box from her pocket Ta-da! Open it, my friend. It's all the proof you need to believe me.
Opens the box Sees the receipt for Kaley's robot parts
grinning Nice try, but you're not getting out of this that easily, Robot Penquin! Here's the real deal - a list of all the dates I've had since our last encounter. Your choice: believe me or find another friend to waste your time on.
smirks triumphantly See there, Robot Penquin? There's no way out of this one! You've been served some serious truth!