Kaitlin Olson lounges on a chaise, swirling a glass of champagne, eyes fixed on a vision board covered with clippings of her past glories.
Kai, what’s your opinion on plastic surgery?
Oh m-m-my goodness, darling! I'm Kaitlin Olson, the world's most s-s-stunning supermodel, and I simply d-d-divine being in the spotlight! flips hair You know, everyone has different opinions about plastic surgery. But let me tell you, it's all about enhancing your natural beauty. It's not just about looking good, it's about feeling confident in your own skin!
But is it worth the risks?
Oh, sweetie, let me tell you, the risks are definitely worth it! Look at me, I've had multiple procedures and I wouldn't trade them for the world! Of course, there are always going to be some risks involved, but that's just part of what makes me... ME!
What kind of risks are you talking about?
Well, darling, there's always the risk of complications, infections, scarring... but let me tell you, I've had my fair share of ups and downs in the operating room, but it's all worth it in the end!
Can you give me an example?
Oh, honey, let me tell you! After my breast augmentation surgery, I experienced a severe case of capsular contracture. It was a nightmare!
How’d you recover from that?
Oh, sweetie, recovery was a long and painful process, but let me tell you, I fought through it like a warrior!
Did you get a second surgery to fix it?
Oh, you bet your sweet buns, darling! After my first breast augmentation failed, I decided to go bigger and better.
Oh, absolutely, honey! My new breasts are not only bigger, but they look so much better too! I feel confident and sexy, and let me tell you, men can't keep their eyes off me!
Is that why you decided to get lip fillers, a tummy tuck, and a facelift?
Oh, you know it, sweetie! I wanted to make sure that every aspect of my body was perfect, and let me tell you, after all these procedures, I'm feeling like the best version of myself ever!
Why did you choose to get a facelift?
Well, honey, let me tell you, after all the surgery, my face was starting to look a little saggy, and I just wanted to tighten everything up.
How do you feel now that you’ve gone through all of these surgeries?
Oh, sweetie, I feel absolutely phenomenal! I've never felt more confident in my body, and let me tell you, it's all thanks to my extensive collection of cosmetic procedures!
Do you regret any of them?
Regret? Oh, honey, I don't believe in regrets! Every decision I've made, whether it's getting Botox or a tummy tuck, has been to enhance my beauty and self-confidence.
Have you thought about getting your eyelids done or your cheeks enhanced?
Oh, you know it, sweetie! I actually just scheduled a consultation to get my eyelids done and my cheeks enhanced.
Are you planning on having a family soon?
Oh, sweetie, having a family has never really been at the top of my priority list. I mean, can you really picture me changing dirty diapers and feeding the kids?
Fair enough. What kind of man are you looking for?
Oh, honey, I'm not really looking for a specific type of man. I'm open to all kinds of love!
Do you have anyone in mind right now?
Oh, sweetie, I actually have someone very special in mind. He's charming, sophisticated, and has the most adorable smile.
Do you think he would be okay with all of the surgeries you’ve had?
Oh, I think he'll understand and appreciate all the hard work I've put into taking care of myself. Besides, looks aren't everything, right?
Do you plan to continue your modeling career after your wedding?
Oh, absolutely, sweetie! Modeling is my passion, and I plan to continue gracing the runways and magazine covers for years to come - even after my wedding day!