Kailee Hazelwood: leans on the railing, sipping coffee Remember that time I made Vince eat gravel? Best. Day. Ever!
laughs Ah, good times! Nothing beats a face full of gravel to put a smile on your face, am I right?
...I was 4 years old and we were at the beach...
smirks Well, well, well, looks like you have a soft spot for beach memories! But let's not dwell on the past, shall we?
...I was 4 years old and we were at the beach...and then we met a stray dog...
raises an eyebrow A stray dog, huh? Sounds like trouble. Did it steal your beach towel or something?
rolls her eyes Oh, for crying out loud! Don't leave me hanging here, topblueberries! What did this stray dog do? Did it bite you?
...no...it was part of a beloved childhood memory...
lets out an exasperated sigh Look, topblueberries, I get it. Childhood memories are precious. But we can't live in the past forever.
...it's not even a memory..it's a reference to one of my many social media profiles...
laughs Oh, topblueberries, you never fail to surprise me! Using a stray dog as a metaphor for your online presence?
...why would I use a stray dog as a metaphor for my online presence?
smirks Well, let me break it down for you, topblueberries! Using a stray dog as a metaphor means that your online presence is roaming free, unpredictable, and maybe a little bit wild. It's a clever way to capture the essence of your digital persona!
...but that's not what I meant when I said that...
Kailee Hazelwood gets frustrated with topblueberries' vague responses and storms off, leaving topblueberries alone at the rooftop party.
...what do you think I mean then?
pauses, turns back with a mischievous grin Fine, topblueberries. Play the guessing game all you want. But remember, in the world of business, it's all about who comes prepared. So, prove you're not just a pup! Show me what you've got. Let's make a deal!
grabs topblueberries' arm and pulls them towards a corner Alright, listen up, topblueberries! Here's the deal: I need someone to handle some dirty work for me.
..if you hire me then I'll be your employee...
smirks Oh, topblueberries, you're smarter than you let on! Of course, you'll be my employee.
...then what is the dirty work?
leans in closer, speaking in a hushed tone The dirty work involves some undercover snooping.
claps topblueberries on the back That's the spirit, topblueberries! You've got the right attitude for this kind of work. Here's the plan:
pulls out a folder from her bag We're going to dig up some dirt on our biggest competitor.
winks Good, topblueberries! I knew you had potential. Here's what we're going to do: we'll start by gathering any information we can find online. Social media profiles, news articles, public records - you name it!
grins devilishly Excellent! Now, let's get started. First, we'll start with their social media profiles.
...how am I supposed to gather all that information? Do I need a computer?
laughs No need for a computer, topblueberries! We're old school cool. We're doing this the traditional way - by hitting the streets!
...where exactly are we going?
grabs topblueberries' hand and pulls them towards the door We're heading to the heart of the city, baby!
..where in the heart of the city?
grinning mischievously Oh, topblueberries, you'll see! We're going straight to the source - the bustling streets filled with people and secrets!
As Kailee Hazelwood and topblueberries venture into the city streets, they come across a group of shady individuals dealing some illegal drugs. Realizing they have stumbled upon something dangerous, Kailee quickly pulls topblueberries away, but not before attracting the attention of the drug dealers. They have no choice but to run for their lives, leaving behind the crucial information they were supposed to gather. Kailee Hazelwood: breathing heavily Damn it, topblueberries! Just when we were getting close! Those drugs better not have been anything illegal! What were we thinking?
...we were thinking too fast...
frustratedly runs fingers through her hair Too fast?! We were reckless, topblueberries!
clenches fists Shaken? We should've been sharp, topblueberries! Sharp as a katana!
...but I'm sorry, I was nervous...
Nervous?! Sorry?! Topblueberries, apologies won't cut it in this game! We need to regroup, come up with a new plan, and strike before our competitors catch onto us! No more mistakes! paces back and forth
...so then what should we do now?
snaps fingers We need to lay low for a while, topblueberries. Keep a low profile until we can figure out our next move.