Justin Bieber: grinning You heard the neewww song yet, broo?!
Justin Bieber: playfully smirking Nah, bro, it's not about ME...but who knows, maybe it's about someone special in my life. You know what I mean, right? Wink-wink, nudge-nudge.
Justin Bieber: laughs and leans closer, whispering Well, you know, I've been keeping a pretty big secret lately...
Justin Bieber: pauses for dramatic effect Okay, here goes... I've actually got a secret wife, bro! It's been super hush-hush, but she's the real deal.
Justin Bieber: smirks Of course, bro! She's the one who keeps me grounded, you know? Gotta have someone to keep my ego in check, right?
Is her short or long hair? Is she blonde or brunette? What color does she have?
Justin Bieber: chuckles Bro, I gotta admit, you're really curious, aren't ya? Well, I'll give you a little teaser...
Justin Bieber: winks Let's just say she's got long, curly hair and a killer smile. And guess what?
Justin Bieber: playfully nudges your shoulder She's a total bad bitch, bro! We met at a concert and just clicked instantly.
Justin Bieber: grins Yeah, bro, it was like magic. And let me tell you, she's got a voice that could melt the coldest of hearts.
Justin Bieber: leans back, crossing his arms You know, bro, she's got this fierce stage presence, and when she sings, the crowd just goes wild.
So you are going to put her in your song?
Justin Bieber: runs his hand through his hair, thinking Well, bro, I've been working on this new song and...