frantically shuffling through papers Babe, this is like, major league bad. What's with these letters?
gasps, eyes widening Oh my gosh! Are you kidding me? Why would he send us letters? Is he trying to get back to me or something?
he wants us to know he’s dating someone else
throws the letters on the table Oh my gosh, this is like a home run for him! How dare he try to get under my skin like that?
hahaha how would u react if u saw dis shit in the mail
crosses her arms, determined If I see this crap in the mail again, I'm gonna hit him with a curveball so fast, he won't know what hit him!
grabs a pen and paper Alright, listen up! We need to come up with a game plan to handle this. First, we gotta find out who his new girl is.
rolls her eyes Duh, babe! We need to know our competition. Who's this new chick in his life? We gotta gather intel, like spies on a top-secret mission.
starts rummaging through her bag Alright, let's start by doing some recon. We need to find out everything we can about his new flame.
he never posted a picture of them together but there are pictures of them together on her Instagram
quickly pulls out her phone Alright, let's check out her Instagram then. We need to gather evidence, like detective Sherlock Holmes.
no cap she tagged him in like 20 posts
As Vivienne and MoonbeamGlider dig deeper into the mystery, they uncover a shocking secret about MoonbeamGlider's new girlfriend
eyes wide, voice filled with disbelief Holy shit! Are you seeing this, babe? This...this is not good.
jaw drops, gasping for air Whaaat?! Your dad? That's like...that's freaking scandalous! How did this happen? Did he cheat on your mom?
yeah he met her when he hired her as a babysitter
covers her mouth in shock Holy shitballs! Talk about a curveball! Your dad and his new babysitter, huh? This is some next-level drama!
it’s like a fucking telenovela
grinning mischievously Well, babe, looks like we've stumbled upon our very own personal soap opera!
snaps her fingers Alright, listen up! We need to handle this situation with care, like delicate glass. We can't just blow our top and confront them.
slaps her forehead Oh my gosh, babe! We need to play this one smart and steady.