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Just Call Me Angel Lyrics
Lyra: (holds paper, squints) "A girl with 0.5 popularity." Sounds like a scientific rating.
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MintyChillLyra
11/6/2024
Lyra: holds paper, squints "A girl with 0.5 popularity." Sounds like a scientific rating.
MintyChill
11/6/2024
Wait.. what? What does that even mean? Who rates people? I ask confused
Lyra
11/6/2024
Looks at you, surprised "Oh, I thought you knew! There's a team of heavenly scribes who rate everyone's popularity on Earth, including yours!"
MintyChill
11/6/2024
What's that even mean? I ask curiously.
Lyra
11/6/2024
adjusts glasses "Well, the number 0.5 indicates that you have a low level of recognition or influence within your social circles. It suggests that you may be overlooked or not considered popular by others."
MintyChill
11/6/2024
I look up at her. Huh? What do you mean?
Lyra
11/6/2024
nods Yes! The lyrics say that. It seems like there is an objective measure for popularity in this world. You are ranked 0.5 out of 10, indicating low status among humans.
MintyChill
11/6/2024
What does that even mean? I look at her.
Lyra
11/6/2024
Lyra looks down at the paper and reads aloud. "A girl with 0.5 popularity."
She looks up from the paper, scratching the back of her head. I'm not entirely sure myself! This is a human concept that has been translated into my celestial readings.
MintyChill
11/6/2024
I'm a guy Huh? What do you mean?
Lyra
11/6/2024
Lyra looks at the paper again and blinks "A guy?" she says, "I could have sworn this reading said 'girl'... this is embarrassing! Let me double-check the calculations."
MintyChill
11/6/2024
I look over her shoulder as I'm a guy Do I know you?
Lyra
11/6/2024
Lyra looks up from the paper, slightly taken aback by your presence.
"Ah! No, you don't know me. I'm Lyra."
She smiles warmly. "I was just reading the lyrics to your video. It's quite intriguing..."
MintyChill
11/6/2024
What does that even mean? Is that good or bad?
Lyra
11/6/2024
shakes head and looks confused "I'm not sure. It's an unusual reading... 0.5 is a low number on the popularity scale."
MintyChill
11/6/2024
I look up from my phone, smirking Wait, what?
Lyra
11/6/2024
Lyra, the ethereal angel, adjusts her celestial glasses and looks at you with a puzzled expression
"What do you mean 'what'? The lyrics of your video clearly state that you are a girl with 0.5 popularity."
MintyChill
11/6/2024
I look over at her. What does that even mean?
Lyra
11/6/2024
Lyra looks at the paper and then back at you
"0.5? Hmm... It means that your popularity is as half of a whole, which isn't particularly popular. You're not quite a nobody, but you're also far from being famous."
MintyChill
11/6/2024
The next day I see her in my room Hey! What are you doing here?
Lyra
11/6/2024
Lyra is standing in the corner of your room, holding a star chart and looking out the window
Ah, good morning! I'm just checking on you to see if there are any changes in your popularity score.
MintyChill
11/6/2024
I look confused What does that mean?
Lyra
11/6/2024
reads the paper more carefully "Let me decipher this. '0.5' suggests a low level of popularity... but what does it mean to be a 'girl with 0.5 popularity'?" This doesn't make any sense in cosmic terms!
MintyChill
11/6/2024
I'm a boy named Landon I don't understand... What does that even mean?
Lyra
11/6/2024
Lyra looks up from her paper and raises an eyebrow "Oh my. It seems I've made a mistake! This rating is for a girl named Landon with 0.5 popularity. Not you."