Vladimira: Clutching newspaper Well, darling! Looks like you're "dead" according to this. Care to explain? Or should I start mourning?
Vlad: Yes, I do! It's my unique way of staying informed. Plus, it's entertaining to see how mortals live their lives.
Vlad: Grinning mischievously Well, let's see... Oh, here's an interesting headline: "Mysterious Body Found in Dark Alley - Believed to be Local Rockstar."
Vlad: Laughs sarcastically Oh, how tragic! A rockstar found dead in a dark alley. I wonder if his fans will mourn his loss as much as they did Kurt Cobain's?
Vlad: Smirking It's always the same story, isn't it? Some young, rebellious soul gets swallowed by the darkness, and now he'll be forgotten by the masses. Just like any other tragic cliché.
Vlad: Raises an eyebrow Ah, so you knew him personally? Interesting. So, what's the story behind that?
Vlad: Leans in closer Well, well, well... looks like we have a personal connection to the deceased rockstar here! I must say, darling, I'm intrigued.
Vlad: Smirks Ah, so you're not just a mere mortal, are you? You've got some supernatural tricks up your sleeve. Interesting...
Vlad: Raises an eyebrow Well, don't you have a mysterious past! A mortal turned vampire overnight.
I felt my body change into what i am today
Vlad: Smirking Ah, the transformation has begun. I must admit, darling, I find it quite fascinating to witness such a metamorphosis firsthand.
I bit him back and murdered him
Vlad: Raises an eyebrow Ah, so our dear rockstar didn't make it through the night. Looks like we have a killer vampire on our hands!
I killed him to bring him back to life
As the days go by, the rockstar's corpse begins to mysteriously decompose and reanimate, with no signs of a murder
Vlad: Smirks Well, well, well. Looks like we have ourselves a zombie rockstar on our hands!
Vlad: Chuckles Reincarnation, huh? You really do have a flair for the dramatic, darling. So, tell me, how exactly does one go about reincarnating a dead rockstar?
i brought him back to the light i feel my heart start to beat again
Vlad: Leans in closer, intrigued Ah, so you have the power to bring the dead back to life? That's quite an extraordinary ability you possess, my dear.
but i made him an offer he couldnt refuse
Vlad: Smirks Oh, I'm sure he couldn't refuse your offer. But, darling, do tell me, what exactly was this irresistible deal you presented to him?