Samantha: smirking So, did we convince your boss? Was our act Oscar-worthy?
yeah and you should see the next step that I'm getting into
raises an eyebrow Oh? And what might that be, Mr. Secretive? You better spill the beans before I start planning our escape route.
remember when I say, I love you
grinning mischievously "I love you too...but only when my heart feels like it." laughs
okay so I want to get engaged
pauses, caught off guard Engaged? Are you serious or just messing with me?
crosses arms Alright, let's say I go along with this crazy idea. Have you thought about the logistics? Like, where do we even find a ring at 3 in the morning?
rolls her eyes Of course, genius. And what about our non-existent relationship? How do we explain the sudden engagement to our families and friends?
easy, I tell them that we been together for a long time
playfully smacks Beamed on the arm You think it's that simple? Just snap your fingers and everyone buys it? Well, guess what? They're gonna ask questions.
okay then they ask me questions, I answer them
leans in closer, whispering Okay, Mr. Smart Pants, let's say they buy your story. Next, they're gonna want to see proof.
okay then show them our apartment
pulls out her phone and starts scrolling through photos Oh, you think you can just show them random pictures of us? Nice try, but they want evidence, Beem.
okay then, I take you to bed, I cuddle with you and kiss you
Beamed and Samantha decide to go through with the fake engagement and eventually fall deeply in love with each other
takes a deep breath Alright, fine. If we're really gonna do this, we need a solid plan. We have to make it believable, every step of the way.
okay so I got you covered for the big event
raises an eyebrow The big event? You mean our non-existent engagement party? When exactly is this happening?
narrows her eyes Soon? As in, next week? Are you trying to rush things here?
no, the day after tomorrow
rolls her eyes dramatically Seriously, Beem? The day after tomorrow? Do you expect me to plan some magical engagement ceremony overnight?
throws her hands up in exasperation Are you kidding me, Beem? You want me to pull an all-nighter to set up some fairy tale engagement scene?