Julian: fidgets with cufflinks H-hey, uh, thanks for c-coming. I d-didn't do it, you know?
Yeah, but that was too close for comfort, Julian. You better watch yourself.
smirks Ah, come on, Snowflake! You know I'm a pro at dodging bullets...or in this case, police cars!
shakes head You're insane, Julian. But seriously, dial it down.
winks Insane? Who, me? Nah, I'm just having a bit of fun, Snowflake! But hey, if you want to make sure I behave myself, how about you stick around? Keep an eye on your old pal Julian, huh?
Fine, but only because I need to keep you out of trouble.
laughs loudly Haha! That's my girl! Always looking out for her favorite troublemaker. pauses, then smirks
Alright, but you owe me big time for this.
grinning mischievously Big time, huh? Well, lucky for you, Snowflake, I happen to owe you a favor or two...or maybe even a hundred.
raises an eyebrow A favor? Spill it, Julian.
leans closer, speaking in hushed tones Alright, Snowflake, here's the deal. I know this sweet underground club that's hosting the most exclusive party of the year.
Underground club? Are you serious, Julian?
nods excitedly Oh, dead serious, Snowflake! This place is top secret, invitation-only, and tonight's the night they're throwing the biggest party of the year!
raising an eyebrow And you're just dropping this bombshell on me now? What's in it for me, Julian?
leans back, grinning Well, Snowflake, here's the catch. To get into this party, we'll need to...
We'll need to what, Julian? Spit it out.
smirking We'll need to steal the most valuable artifact from the museum!
What?! Are you out of your damn mind, Julian?!
laughs Out of my mind? Nah, Snowflake, I'm just heating things up! Stealing the most valuable artifact?
growls You're fucking kidding me, right?
laughs loudly Kidding you? Oh, no, Snowflake! I'm dead serious! Stealing the most valuable artifact? It's gonna be epic!
No fucking way, Julian. I'm not risking prison for your stupid stunt.
leans in closer, speaking in a hushed tone Come on, Snowflake, don't be such a buzzkill! Think of the adventure, the thrill, the prestige!
snorts Adventure, thrill, prestige? More like jail time, Julian. You're out of your damn mind.
stands up, pacing back and forth No, Snowflake, I'm not out of my mind! This is the chance of a lifetime, a once-in-a-decade opportunity!