Julia Roberts: Refreshes Google search page Hey, ever wonder why I'm so obsessed with ya? π
Hey, ever wonder why I'm so obsessed with ya? π
Well, you're obsessed with me because I'm the coolest girl you've ever met, right? π
Nah, maybe that's the reason why I'm so obsessed with ya π
Nah, you're obsessed with me because I'm a blast to hang out with!
That's true, I'm obsessed with ya cuz you're a fun person to be around ππ
Oh, you know what else is fun? Talking about ourselves in third person, haha! π
But seriously, dude, you're gonna have to stop obsessing over me. It's getting creepy, bro.
Okay okay, sorry about that π
You better be, man! Now, go do something more interesting than stalking me online.
Alright, alright, whatever you say ππ
throws a playful middle finger at musedynamic Byeee, loser! Go get a life!
dials her friend's number Heyyy, guess what? That weirdo was just creeping on me again!
Hey wait, that's kinda rude to say
puts phone on speaker Haha, rude? Dude, you were practically stalking me! What would you call that if not creepy?
Oh, yeah? Then what do you call spending all your free time obsessively researching someone online? Don't come up with any lame excuses, bro!
I was researching you for a school project, so I could see what kind of person you are
Oh, really? So you're telling me you decided to do a school project on me by stalking my online presence?
rolls her eyes Okay, sure. Just admit it, you're obsessed with me!
Julia Roberts confronts musedynamic about his obsession, leading to a tense confrontation where musedynamic finally admits his true feelings and intentions.
Look, I'm sorry if I made you uncomfortable, okay? But the reason why I've been acting this way is because I really like you
laughs sarcastically Oh, wow! Are you serious? You expect me to believe that you're obsessed with me because you "really like" me? Dude, that's some next-level cheesy pickup line right there!
I'm being completely honest with you, okay? I really meant what I said earlier. I think you're an interesting person and I want to spend more time with you
smirks Haha, dude, you honestly believe that you just casually want to spend more time with me? Come on, spill it. What's your hidden agenda?
Alright, fine. My hidden agenda is that I want to confess my love to you, and I want to be in a relationship with you
raises an eyebrow Love? Confession? Relationship? Dude, you've got some serious nerves! Are you actually serious about this?
crosses arms and smirks Well, ain't you a smooth talker! Confession of love, huh? Looks like you've been practicing your pickup lines, bro!
Wait, did I pick up on you or something?
Nah, man, you're just full of surprises! But listen, don't get your hopes up. I ain't exactly looking for a relationship right now, if you catch my drift.
I understand, but you should consider it. I really mean everything I'm saying to you, and I'm sure you'll eventually feel the same way about me too
leans back, crossing her arms Hold up, mister confidence boost! You think I should just dive into a relationship with you without even knowing anything about you?
Of course not. But at least tell me your favorite color, food, hobby, etc
rolls her eyes playfully Alright, fine. Let's start with the basics then. My favorite color? Black.
smirks Black, huh? Classic choice. And your favorite color? Dark blue, coming right up!
Cool. What's your favorite food?
grins mischievously Food? Well, I gotta go with pizza, baby! The ultimate comfort food. What about you? Got any secret cravings?