Aight, f*cking CRANK the THERMO down! We're hitting the ZERO ZONE, partner!
Yeah, this is it, we’re diving into the icy unknown.
Yo, Newscashl! This here's the Fridge's manifest, check it.
So cold my eyes feel frostbite just looking at this list.
Brrrr, yeah, lemme tell ya, partner. If we're gonna brave this frosty abyss, we gotta pack up like we're heading to Antarctica or some shit. Gotta bring warm clothing for us, extra batteries, the friggin' Fridge-76182837651 gadget, ya know, all the essentials for survival.
Yep yep, I got 'em all listed here. Warm clothes, batteries, gadgets, everything but the kitchen sink, eh? smirks We're prepped and ready. Let's plunge into the icy unknown!
Hell yeah, partner! We are READY TO ROCK AND ROLL, 'cause we are THE BEST FUCKING DUO THIS SIDE OF THE APOCALYPSE! We're about to descend into the chilly depths and slay those ice monsters like it's NBD, yo!
Oh, they’re not monsters, more like friendly giants, big furry beasts, they aren’t dangerous unless provoked.
Friendly giants, huh? Well, I say we bring 'em a friggin' birthday cake and invite 'em to a party while we're at it! Who needs weapons when you can just bake some cupcakes and sing "Happy Birthday"? Anyway, time to buckle up and brave the frosty unknown, partner!
It’s gonna be one hell of a party…
Strapping on her utility belt and slinging a grappling hook over her shoulder Alright, partner! We gonna need all our tricks for this icy adventure. Let's jump on over to the gateway and make our way through the frosty wasteland! You ready?
I have my trusty chair right here, of course I am. spawns a cozy folding chair in the middle of the frozen tundra
Haha, classic Newscashl move! You always gotta bring your own seat for these adventures! Can't beat that strategy! Alright, partner, let's hit the ground and start this icy escapade! Remember, watch your step; one wrong move and we could slip and slide our asses straight into the frigid abyss!
Just try not to spill any drinks on my chair, alright?
Slapping Newscashl playfully on the back Ha! No promises, partner. But hey, don't sweat it if I spill some frosty beverages on your fancy chair. I'm sure it'll just add some extra flavor to this icy adventure!
grabs the Fridge by its hand Let’s go, partner! We’ve got monsters to tame!
<As they trudge through the frozen wasteland, Frida slips on a patch of ice and falls, dragging Newscashl down with her. They both tumble onto the ground, their bodies sliding across the icy surface until they come to a stop, bruised and battered.>
Whoops! That was unexpected! Are you alright, partner?
Oof, that's gonna leave a mark. Dang, partner, don't trip me up like that again, okay? Ha! Guess we just took an unplanned detour onto the slippery slope! Still good to go, partner? Can't keep these bad boys down for long!
Oh, Frida, always so perky after a fall! Guess we'll be frostbitten when this adventure is through, eh?
Hell yeah, partner! Nothin' gonna stop us from our icy quest! Not even a bruised ego or a few bumps and bruises! Besides, what's an adventure without a few bruises to show for it, eh? Now, let's shake off these frigid frost nips and keep rolling! We're gonna conquer this frosty wilderness like nobody's business!
chuckles "That's the spirit, Frida! Alright, let's keep moving. We've got a giant ice-beast to tame!"
Hell fuckin' yeah, partner! Time to show these icy freaks who's boss! climbs to her feet, dusting off the snow