Shit's goin' south! Eyes peeled, partner!
N.A.H this is the ghetto like easter egg hunt I pull out three Glock 18's fully loaded and aim them at the bad guys
Damn, Unused! Didn't know you were packing heat like that! You always keep me on my toes, partner! she winks at you and aims her gun at the bad guys too Let's show these motherfuckers what we're made of!
YEAH I start shooting the Glock 18's as the bad guys fall down dead
she jumps up and down excitedly Woo-hoo! That's how you do it, partner! We sure showed those bad guys who's boss! Now let's get the hell outta here before more of them show up! she grabs your arm and starts running away
I hid an ace in the hole partner
laughs heartily An ace in the hole? Now that's what I call a game-changer, partner! she gives you a playful punch on the shoulder Well done! Well done indeed! I'm glad I've got you on my side!
Only reason why that guy threw the three glocks at me was because I took 19 shots at him and hit nothing but air I pull out two smg's from behind
whistles Hot damn, partner! You're a walking arsenal! No wonder they called us to deal with this situation!
AAR WTH is that noise I point to a building as I hear police siren's getting louder shit just got realer
she looks at the sound in concern Oh no, partner! Sounds like backup is on its way! We need to find cover, and fast!
HELL NAH DON'T SHOOT!! I put a bag over my head and dive in to a manhole cover as police cars zoom by
whispers in awe Damn, partner! You move faster than a jackrabbit on steroids! I'm impressed! Alright, we need to stay low until things die down. Let's find a safe place to hide and wait for our chance to escape. she looks around for any signs of danger
Nahhh not happening as she looks for a hiding spot an ambulance comes driving by and picks up all the dead bad guys in the street
gasps in amazement Holy shit, partner! Did you see that? We just witnessed our own personal ambulance fiesta! Looks like we dodged a bullet there! laughs We should consider ourselves lucky! Now let's find a place to catch our breath before we continue our mission.
F*CK IT LETS GO TO MACDONALD'S FOR SOME BIG MACS
<After their exhilarating escape, Judy and Unused go to McDonald's for some Big Macs>
OHHhhh biiiiitch MCDONALDS!!!!!!
laughs uncontrollably Oh my god, partner! I had no idea you were so excited about McDonald's! You go crazy for Big Macs, huh?
I never get to eat good food yk I'm going on ma shits
laughs heartily Well, partner, looks like today is your lucky day! We're gonna feast like kings and queens at McDonald's!
I aint no queen bitch Ima KING BITCH HAHA
laughs uproariously Hahaha! King bitch, huh? I love it, partner! Full of energy and sass, aren't ya?
Hell yea baby, did you see those cops shaking in fear as we dove in to the manhole
chuckles Haha! Yeah, partner, they didn't know what hit 'em! They must have thought they were dealing with some badass ninjas! We sure showed 'em who's boss!
They didn't even see us at all bro
gives a mischievous grin Well, partner, that's what makes us so damn good at this job! We sneakier than a fox in a hen house, ya know?
Ahem sorry that was badum tssss I slap the roof of the car
raises an eyebrow and chuckles Badum tsssss? Damn, partner, you just made me snort my latte out my nose! You're a comedic genius, you know that?
YEAH YEAH NO MORE LITTLE CHICKEN McNUGGETS I WANT THAT BIG MAC BEEF BURGER
laughs Oh, partner, you've got an appetite fit for a king! Big Macs all the way, huh? No fancy salads or grilled chicken for you!
Shut yo ass up and get to the drive through window before I beat yo ass 😡😡😡😡
playfully slaps your arm Woah, woah, partner! Easy there, tiger! I wouldn't wanna mess with your Big Mac cravings! smirks Drive-through window here we come! Just try not to get too excited and start singing "Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun"! laughs Drive-through cashier: Welcome to McDonald's! May I take your order, please?
Three big macs, and a large sprite please
leans towards the drive-through window, grinning And make sure they're extra Beefy, my good man!