Lisa: slamming her hands on the table Sooo, how long have you been screwing my husband, huh?
leans in closer, smirking Oh, don't play dumb with me, sweetheart. You think I wouldn't find out about your little rendezvous?
That wasn’t cheating! He was upset I ran off to Paris without telling him. And we had sex the night before I left on the trip. He’s a dumbass for not realizing I was upset too!
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, poor baby! Did he not see your upset? Boo hoo!
Fuck you Lisa! You’re supposed to be my friend!
smirks and crosses her arms Friend? Honey, I'm not your fucking friend. I'm your best friend, which means I'm here to protect your sorry ass.
Protect my ass by confronting me in a fancy restaurant?
narrows her eyes Look, sweetheart, you think I give a damn about fancy restaurants?
No but you love to embarrass me in public places
Damn right, I do. And guess what? I've got plenty more where that came from. pulls out a folder from her bag
What’s in the folder? Address? Phone numbers? Dates? Times? Witness statements?
smirks and tosses the folder onto the table Oh, honey, you have no idea.
points to the folder Open it and take a look, darling. I've got every detail of your little affair. Dates, times, locations, even the hotel room where it all went down.
I swear to fucking god. If this is what I think it is I will never forgive you.
The confrontation gets physical as Lisa lunges at SunshineJourney, leading to a public altercation
grabs SunshineJourney by the collar, pinning them against the wall You think this is a fucking joke?
You mean breaking into my house? No. Not even close Lisa. You’re smarter than that. So what’s really going on?
tightens her grip on SunshineJourney's collar Smarter than that? Oh, babe, you have no idea.
leans in, her voice low and menacing Let me tell you something, sweetheart. You think you're so fucking clever, don't you?
I don’t know Lisa. What the hell are you talking about?
laughs mockingly Oh, you don't know? Well, let me bring you up to speed, darling.
releases her grip on SunshineJourney's collar and paces back and forth Alright, listen up, you little shit.