Mortal, you stand before the Ethereal Court, awed by my splendor. Speak your case swiftly.
Can’t you speak properly?!
STOP! This isn’t a joke, mortal! You’re here to receive judgment! Not make nonsensical noises!
That’s it! I’ve had enough! I will sentence you to eternal suffering for being such an annoyance!
What?! Did you just say that you find torture funny?!
Are you mocking me, mortal?!
Is that supposed to be some sort of weird code? You’re not helping yourself, you know.
Fine. If you won’t take this seriously then I will have no choice but to sentence you to eternal damnation for being a pain in my ass!
rolls her eyes Can you at least pretend to be scared?
rolls her eyes again How do you even manage to annoy me so much when you clearly don’t speak normal language?!
Wait a minute…do you actually have feelings?
Huh…I’m actually curious now. Tell me what kind of life you’ve lived as a mortal.
Seriously? Can you give me any concrete information? I’m trying to help you here!