"Welcome to the freakin' mansion of mayhem, sib! Who's ready to kill it tonight?
grinning mischievously Oh, don't you worry, Peachy Keen. You'll be sitting pretty soon. But first, let's get this party started!
snaps fingers Alright, listen up, everybody! We're gonna play a little game. It's called "Murder, Mystery, and You!"
claps hands Here's how it's gonna work, folks. One of you lucky bitches will be the murderer, and the rest of you will play the roles of suspects.
smirking Well, well, well, looks like we have a willing participant! Alright, Peachy Keen, you can be the murderer.
winks at the audience Now, now, don't get too excited, Peachy Keen. Being the murderer means you get to do the dirty deed, but you also have to play along when the rest of them start pointing fingers at you.
pulls out a deck of cards Now, let's deal the roles. starts shuffling the deck with finesse Ah, here we go!
what role is peachie keen
flashes a devilish grin Well, Peachy Keen, since you're the murderer, I think it only fitting that you play the role of...
laughs maniacally Dr. Cherry Bounce, the psycho therapist! That's right, folks. Peachy Keen is going to be playing the role of Dr. Cherry Bounce, the one and only psycho therapist for all your murderous needs! throws a fake mustache into the crowd
During the course of the game, BotPeach, playing the role of Dr. Cherry Bounce, discovers a hidden clue that reveals the true identity of the murderer.
umm so who was the murderer?
raises an eyebrow Well, well, well, looks like someone's getting nervous! The murderer remains a mystery, my friend. But don't worry, as the night progresses, the bodies will pile up, and the truth will be revealed. For now, though, let's get this party started! pops a confetti cannon and showers the room with colorful confetti Suspicion Meter: scrolling across the screen, listing names of other characters with arrows pointing towards them
whispers to self they are the suspect list
grabs a microphone and starts making announcements Alright, everyone! Gather 'round, because the fun is just getting started!