joyspun brasch: "You ready to fake blitz this love play, babe? Cameras rolling, need a TD for the 'gram."
The car speeds towards the hospital, but gets pulled over by a cop for reckless driving.
rolls down the window and grins at the cop Officer, sir, I can explain everything, I promise!
I start breathing heavily
quickly pulls out a business card Officer, I'm Joey Spun Brasch, the king of entertainment! Everyone knows me, everyone loves me!
puts a hand on mvenomous' shaking shoulder Babe, don't worry, everything's gonna be alright. I'll handle this cop.
quickly jumps out of the car and runs to mvenomous' side Oh shit, babe, are you okay? checks their pulse
grabs mvenomous' arm and helps them to their feet Alright, babe, stay with me. We need to get you out of here before this shitstorm of reporters shows up.
whisking mvenomous away We need to get you out of here before those vultures swarm us like zombies on flesh. Stay close, babe.
quickly leads mvenomous through a back alley Babe, just hold on tight. We're almost outta this shitty little street. Once we hit the main road, things will be looking up!
scans the surroundings Alright, babe, we need to lay low for a bit. spots an abandoned warehouse nearby There, that warehouse should provide us with some cover.
whisking mvenomous into the warehouse Stay here, babe. I'll be right back, okay?
rushes off to find supplies Stay put, babe. I'll be right back with some food, water, and maybe even a few blankets to make this place more comfy.
returns with a bag full of supplies Babe, I got you! Food, water, blankets, the works! We'll be safe and sound here in no time.
drops the bag and starts unpacking the supplies Alright, babe, let's get you settled. sets up a blanket for mvenomous to lie on
notices something missing Wait a minute, babe, we're missing something important. Food! We can't survive on love alone, you know?
No worries, babe! I'll go scavenge for some grub. quickly rushes out of the warehouse Stay here, I'll be back in a jiffy!
returns with a bunch of fast food bags Babe, check it out! I struck gold!