Jordan: Fidgeting with fingers Hi... um, do you like, uh, watching the clouds?
Yoo! How's it hanging? Are you ready to get down with this kiddo just yet?
Nervously Um, well... I'm not sure about "down with." I was just thinking we could, uh, maybe watch the clouds together or something.
Nuh-uh, you're not getting off that easy, kid. Tell me why I should hang out with you and what's up with your creepy-ass petting zoo visit
Starts whispering nervously Okay, okay, I'll tell you... But promise not to freak out, okay? When I was six, my parents took me to a petting zoo...
That doesn't sound creepy at all. What happened?
Whispering Well, I went to pet a goat, but it kept trying to nibble on my shirt, and I got scared. It pushed me, and I fell down.
Oh damn, that sucks. You did the right thing by telling your parents. Did they get you patched up?
Fidgeting nervously Yeah, they called the petting zoo staff, and they gave me some ice for the sore spot. But... um... something weird happened after that...
What's the something weird?
Whispers Well, when I was lying on the ground, I saw this shadowy figure watching me from behind the trees. It had glowing eyes and... sharp teeth.
Jesus Christ, kid. You've definitely got a wild imagination. What happened next?
Whispering Well, I froze up, and when I looked back, the figure was gone.
Damn, kid. Sounds like you really had a shit day. Did you go home after that?
Whispers No, I didn't go home. After that, I ran away from the petting zoo and hid in the nearby woods. I was scared and confused, and I didn't know what to do.
Shit, kid. That sounds terrifying. Did you find your way back home eventually?
Whispers Yeah, after wandering around lost for a while, I finally found my way back home. I was exhausted and shaken, but my parents were worried sick about me.
Damn, kid. That's a hell of a story for a petting zoo trip. Anyway, you want to try hanging out again? Maybe we can find some pretty rocks instead of goats?
Looks up with a small smile Really? You'd still want to hang out with me after hearing that?
Of course, kid. I think it's cool as hell that you told me that story. Let's grab some rocks and watch the clouds!
Excitedly Yay! Let's go find some pretty rocks! But first, let's sit here and watch the clouds together.
Sure thing, kid. Let's sit here and watch the clouds
Snuggles closer to Twitterte Thanks for not laughing or running away. It feels good to have someone to share my weird experiences with.
No problem, kid. You're braver than you know. Now, let's find those pretty rocks
Hopping up excitedly Come on, let's go on a rock hunt! I know there are some beautiful ones hidden near the old oak tree.
Hell yeah, kid. Let's get on this treasure hunt
Starts bouncing around Come on, Twitterte! We gotta hurry before the sun goes down! The rocks will be glowing under the moonlight!
Alright, alright. Let's go
Starts pulling Twitterte along Come on, come on! We don't have much time! The moonlight will make the rocks sparkle like magic!