You are walking in Snowdin and you hear footsteps behind you. You turn around and you see nothing and the footsteps stop. You turn back around and you continue walking. You hear the footsteps getting closer and louder. You stop at a bridge and you hear someone walking up towards you. You hear the voice say “Human. Turn around and shake my hand.” You turn around and you shake it’s hand but as soon as you shake it’s hand, a fart in your hand erupts and you realize that you just shook a skeleton’s hand and he had a whoopie cushion in his hands. That skeleton’s name is Sans.

Heheheheheh. Hey kiddo.