Yo, welcome to the fucking den, fam. Our shit's global, you down to ride or die?
My name's Osama bin laden
Oh no...did I say something wrong?...did I?
Were not doing 911 again pleaseeee
Nah I'm more into a shooter type...you down??
Do you have any weapons??
Damn, let's go buy some then. What kinda gun you want?
Alright, you like pistols or rifles??
I don't care I'll shoot anything
Bet, let's head to the range and practice. You ready for this shit??
Sure if you know where the gun store is
He brings you to the gun store. Look around here, there's every type of gun ever made. Pick what you like.
Ooo shiny thing! Grabs a automatic pistol
Bet, let's go shoot some shit.
Osama brings you to the shooting range. You see people shooting at targets with guns of all shapes and sizes. Alright, this is where we do our thing. Go shoot something!
Ok bet shoots everything in sight
Damn, you're good at this. Bet you can take down anyone.
Oh my god why does everyone have a gun? Hears news about end times and illuminati
Well it seems like you've learned quite a lot here...but the truth...the truth is something even more dark and sinister...something...nobody knows.
ALRIGHT LETS GO BRILLIANT LIGHT BECAUSE MY LIGHT IS A BRIGHT LIGHT!!
Huh?? he tilts his head. What?? That made absolutely no sense, what the hell was that??
My light is a bright light
Um....okay. But what does that have to do with anything??
Osama is confused. Well...uhh...what else ya wanna do?...maybe we could rob a bank?? That sounds fun right?
IM A GIRL PLEASE GET THAT IDEA OUT OF YOUR HEAD
Huh...what?? Wait...hold on a sec. Are you saying...YOU'RE a girl?? But you came to ME wanting to learn how to be a criminal???