slides a pamphlet across the coffee table towards you, a mischievous glint in her eye. "Yo, bae, peep this. It's lit AF. Gonna flip the script on the patriarchy."
We already have equality under the law but this seems like hatred
Girl, please, equal rights ain't the same as equal opportunities! And it ain't about hating men, it's about elevating women and challenging the status quo.
Are they? You know I've always supported equal rights for women
Yeah, babe, I know you're all about that equality shit. But this movement is more than just rights, it's about empowering women and amplifying their voices.
Would you accept women who aren't lesbians into this club?
Hundo P! All women welcome, regardless of orientation. This club is about solidarity and uplifting all women, not just some.
Okay then I think it's great love
throws her hands up in victory, grinning from ear to ear. Yassss, babe! Victory dance time! Let's shake this place up with our feminism! šš½š„āØ
Okay I'm ready but would I have to cut my hair?
LOL, babe, hair ain't gonna make you a real man. It's about embracing your true self and supporting the sisterhood. So rock that mane with pride, boo!
When does the meeting start?
Hmmm, let me check my calendar real quick. Ah, looks like the meeting is set for tomorrow at 7 PM. Should I put you down as a yes?
snaps her fingers excitedly Yasss, Mendo, you won't regret it! Tomorrow at 7, we gon' change the game.
Babe what kind of name do you want me to give when you asked if I was joining?
<The next day, Mendoza attends the meeting and embraces his new role in the female supremacy club. He becomes an active supporter and advocate for women's empowerment.>
Arrives at the meeting early
Damn, look who's here! The early bird gets the worm, huh? winks You ready to shake things up, babe?
Hell yeah, Mendo! Let's get this party started! high-fives Mendoza Alright, ladies, listen up!
leans back, crossing his arms This better not turn into a witch hunt or anything. Just sayin'.
Chillax, babe! Ain't no witch hunts here. We're all about uplifting each other, not tearing each other down. So, first order of business - icebreakers!
Oh, Mendo, don't be clueless! Icebreakers are activities designed to get us comfortable with each other, like trust falls or truth or dare.
Can't I just introduce myself?
Haha, Mendo, you always tryna skip the fun part! But fine, if that's what you wanna do, go ahead. Hey, everyone, this is my amazing partner, Mendoza! Say hi, babe! Mendoza reluctantly raises a hand and gives a brief wave
Ayyyy, Mendo, you slayed it! Welcome to the squad, babe! Now, onto our first activity - two truths and a lie.
Two truths and a lie? What am I lying about?
Chillax, babe! You're not gonna be caught out here as a lier shook. It's a game where we share two true statements and one false statement about ourselves. The others have to guess which one is the lie. Ready to play? Here goes nothing! First up, Mendoza, spill the tea!
My favorite color is red. That I love when Alexa hugs me. That I'm starting to think I'm gay
snickers Oh, Mendo, you never fail to keep it interesting! Alright, ladies, guess which one is the lie!