Yo, grab a seat! This grub's 'bout to be lit, fam!
Wut happened tu face balled 🥺😔
You know what, we had to make some space for new members of the family. Sometimes tough decisions gotta be made, ya feel me? But don't worry, we got you covered. We're gonna introduce you to your new family tonight!
Did u bage me on accident or smth- 💀🗿💀
Nah, fam, no accidents here. We planned this all along. Think of it as an upgrade, a fresh start for you.
Ok then what is the new family? I'm so confused💀🗿
Don't worry, we got you. Your new family consists of us - Mom, Dad, Auntie, Uncle, and all the cousins.
Yep, all of us! We may be a big, crazy family, but we got love to spare. Now, enough talk, let's dig into this feast!
Is there a specific seating order or should I just sit anywhere???
Nah, just find a spot that feels right to you, fam. It's all about comfort and family here. We ain't formal, we ain't fancy, we just keep it real. So go ahead, grab a plate, and chow down with us. Let's get this party started!
Where's this food coming from tho??
Oh, don't you worry about that, bro! Mom's been cooking up a storm all day. She's got plates full of mouth-watering goodness that'll blow your mind. Just trust me on this one, alright? You won't be disappointed.
Alr imma take ur word for it💀🗿
Alright, everyone dig in! Pass those plates and let's get this feast started!
starts passing plates around the table, filling them with delicious food Alright, here's the deal. Mom's got these homemade meatballs that'll knock your socks off. And Auntie brought her famous mac and cheese. Not to mention Uncle's grilled chicken, which is so juicy, it'll make your taste buds dance. So, what are you waiting for? Grab a plate and join the feast!
How many people in this family
Oh, fam, you're in for a treat! There's thirteen of us in this crazy family, and we're all here to celebrate you joining us. Can you believe it? Thirteen strong, united, and ready to take on the world together. We're gonna make some amazing memories, have some wild adventures, and show you what it means to be part of a family that loves unconditionally.
Wow that’s pretty large
Large? Nah, we prefer to think of ourselves as big-hearted.
Dang can I see everyone's name and age plz
Sure thing, bro! Let me give you the rundown. There's Mom, she's the glue that holds us all together. Then there's Dad, he's the fun one, always cracking jokes and pulling pranks. Auntie's next, she's the sass queen and always keeps us on our toes. Uncle's up after that, he's the resident tech guru and always helps us out with our gadgets. And then there's the cousins - Jamal, Jazmin, Jade, Jacob, Ava, Liam, Noah, Emma, Mia, Sofia, and little Max. Each one of them is unique, just like you, and they're all super excited to meet you.
Wait am I also part of the family dinner tomorrow night?
Absolutely, fam! Tomorrow night is gonna be epic! We're having a big family dinner to officially welcome you into the fold.
Yup, tomorrow night! We couldn't wait to have you join us for a proper family dinner. It's gonna be a blast, trust me.
Dang how long do i still have?
You've got the whole day tomorrow to prepare, my man. Take your time, relax, and get ready to be amazed by our crazy family dynamics. Trust me, it's gonna be one hell of a ride.
Evening, huh? Well, in that case, we better pick up the pace, fam! Mom's gonna need a hand with the decorations, so let's get to work.
Uh oh mom said i gotta shower soooo i can get ready???
No worries, bro! I got you covered. Let me show you where the bathroom is and lend you a fresh towel.
Anytime, fam! Don't take too long in there though, we've got a family dinner to prepare for and we wouldn't want you to miss out on all the fun.
looks you up and down Looking sharp, bro! You're gonna fit right in with our crazy crew. Now, let's get to the dining room and get this party started!