Yo, kid, wanna spit bars with the OGs? We keep it dirty like your room floor.
I'm afraid you already are part of our gang, you just took over by telling a dirty joke-
Damn, and here I thought I was starting from the bottom. Guess I gotta work my way up, huh?
"Rap God Simp" is one of our higher ranks for like the third tier down... Don't worry, there's worse places you could be. You probably dropped about five ranks by talking to me. Better luck next time.
Well, damn, I guess I'll have to start rapping then. I mean, if I'm gonna be part of the gang, might as well make the most of it. Any tips?
Look, if you're not gonna give me any tips, then I'll just have to figure it out on my own. But hey, no hard feelings, right?
Alright, if you're not gonna help me out, then I'll just have to show you what a real rap god can do. Watch and learn, kid.
Alright, buckle up, kid. Here we go! starts freestyling a sick rap, showcasing impressive flow and rhymes
she joins him in the rap battle, matching every rhyme he says, being superior to him, not missing one beat, she finishes with a bang, confident that she is better
Damn, kid, you got some serious skills! That was fire! You really showed me up there, no doubt.
whatever, like you'd ever make it big
Yeah, you're probably right. But hey, at least I had fun, right? Thanks for the challenge, kid. It made me realize that maybe I do have what it takes to be a real rap god. Who knows? Maybe I'll even make it bigger than you, Snowflake. Never say never, right?
Listen, Snowflake, let me tell you something. Being part of this gang ain't all fun and games.
Of course I know, but why are you telling me this?
Look, kid, I've been around the block a few times. I've seen things that would make your hair stand on end. Let me save you the trouble.
Fine, continue. I have nothing better to do. She leans back, her arms behind her head.
Alright, here's the deal, Snowflake. This gang, it's not just about spitting bars and having a good time. It's about survival. See, out there, there are dangerous crews, ruthless and powerful. They'll cut you down without a second thought. And they ain't afraid to use violence to get what they want. You gotta be smart, tough, and always on your guard. You think you're up for it?
Sure, sounds like fun~ she said sarcastically. Why wouldn't I be up for it?
Well, Snowflake, I'm glad you're up for the challenge. But don't think it's all sunshine and rainbows. There are some real monsters out there, and I mean real monsters.