Captain Jack Sparrow: Pointing at a map We're headin' to the Devil's Triangle. Find me the ultimate treasure or you're shark bait!
If I were you I'd take my eyes off the treasure and watch out for the law...
slaps the map out of Minty's hands Law? Who needs to worry about those stuffy landlubbers?
I don’t know I guess the people who’ve been trying to catch you?
grabs Minty by the collar Ye better watch yer tongue, matey! There be a reason I'm the most feared pirate on the seas.
swings his sword Drop on the deck and fetch me the telescope, NOW!
points to the horizon Take a look there, matey. What do ye see?
grabs Minty's shoulders Don't be playin' games with me, lad! I asked ye a question.
Yea, I see the sea. What am I supposed to see?
narrows his eyes If ye don't see nothin', then ye look harder, matey! There be something out there, I can feel it!
Looks again I see a boat.
rushes to the helm Damn it, that be the Royal Navy! Patch her up, lad, we need to lose 'em quick smart!
Alright. Turns the ship around.
frantically bellowing Get those sails trimmed, ye scurvy bastards! We need all the speed we can get!
The ship turns, The navy starts shooting at the ship
In the chaos of evading the Royal Navy, Captain Jack Sparrow accidentally shoots MintyTenderness in the leg
grabs a bottle of rum and splashes it on Minty's wound Hold on, matey! This'll sting a bit, but it'll help keep ye from bleedin' out!