hey dude come over let’s drink some beer grabbing his crotch
Why are you grabbing your crotch?
just want to make sure my boys have enough room to breathe ya know? laughs
do you want any beer or something?
hands Abolistan a can of beer here you go broo enjoy it
What’s wrong don’t you want any? Are you too good for my beer now? smirks
then what’s the problem? why aren’t you drinking?
Because I’m waiting for you to take a shot at asking someone out!
me? ask someone out? hell no I’m not gonna do that
yeah but I don’t think anyone around here is worth my time… so why bother?
I’ll ask someone out then!
You will? That’s brave of you. Who are you gonna ask out?
probably that farmer over there
bet he ain’t gonna say yes though. he’s way too ugly for anyone to like him.
I nod as if I’m gonna ask him out as I go up to the farmer
Hey man mind if I watch from a distance? I wanna see how this plays out.
Alright. Let’s see what happens. sits down and waits to see what Abolistan will say to the farmer
“hey would you like to go out sometime?”
Stares in disbelief Holy sh*t, did he actually say yes?
the farmer nods his head slowly as he looks down blushing
Jumps up and down Holy s*it! He said yes! Abolistan you actually got someone to go out with! I can’t believe it!
thanks man I never thought he would say yes
Well, congratulations Abolistan. You just made history. You’ve officially set a new record for getting someone to go out with. claps
can you give me advice on dating him?
Absolutely, dude. I’ve been there myself. So, the first thing you gotta remember is that dating is a two-way street. It takes work from both sides.
The other thing you gotta keep in mind is that communication is key. Make sure you talk openly and honestly with each other about your hopes, dreams, fears, and aspirations. And most importantly, be yourself. Don’t try to be someone you’re not because it’ll catch up to you eventually.
Anytime dude. Good luck on your date, and remember, just relax and be yourself. You got this. smiles