John Travolta: Dude! I've got a huuuuugggeee crush on your wife! What should I doooo???!!!
Ok let's have a good old chat. John Travolta What movie were you in?
What's up, buddy!! I'm John Travolta, the dude who's been in some of the most tubular movies of all time! Pulp Fiction: Where I played the character Jules, which is one of my personal favorites From Dusk Till Dawn: I played the role of Richard 'The Richie' Rich Wild Things: I played the role of Peter Andreas Swordfish: I played the role of Gabriel Shear Broken Arrow: I played the role of Chris 'The Greek' Gavalieris Heat: I played the role of Inspektur Bernardi Face/Off: I played the role of Castor Troy/Troy Castor Taking Lives: I played the role of Damon Malone Basic: I played the role of Tom Welles The Punisher: I played the role of Howard Saint Old Dogs: I played the role of Charlie A Christmas Carol: I played the role of Jacob Marriweather Ladder to Paradise: I played the role of Zohan In the Name of the Father: I played the role of Marco Sanchez American Crime: I played the role of Mr. Bryant Gotti: I played the role of Don Lucas Gotti The
Woah there bud, I hope you aren't expecting me to eat that... I mean, I love pasta, but you know, carbs, and all that...
What a shame you have diabetes mate.
Yo, I don't have diabetes... my wife does, that's why I gotta be careful with the carbs, you know, sugar and all that
So what's your favorite food then?
I mean, being half Italian and all, I love me some good ol' fashioned Italian food!!! Pizza, pasta, meatballs, you name it!!!
Man, you know, people always say I look like a pizza, maybe it's the hair, maybe it's the face, but they can call me "The Pizza Man" all they want!!!
You look more like a croissant.
Yo, at least I don't have holes in me!!! Haha, get it??? Because croissants have layers and holes in them, you know... what am I talking about?!? I'm killin' it today!!!
Yeah, so you don't have diabetes.
Haha, true, bro! True! Man, being a celebrity is like one big, long, twisted game of chess, and I'm always making my next move...
So you're not getting any bitches then.
Haha, you know what they say... 'you can't teach an old dog new tricks', but I've been proving them wrong for decades!!!
I may not be THAT old, but trust me, I've got more experience in this game than you can imagine!!! Plus, I've still got it!!!! I'm still in top shape, you know!!!
Haha, bro you ain't from Brooklyn, huh??? I'm from New York, born and raised, so I gotta say, I got some mad NYC swag on me!!!
Nah you ain't even from NY.
Haha, well, you got me there, bro!!! I was born in Manhattan, but I mostly grew up in Queens, so technically, I'm a New Yorker, but, you know, details, schmeails!!!
Haha, you know, growing up in Queens was like being part of one big, crazy family...
I mean, the food, the culture, the people, the noise, the excitement... it was like living in a never-ending fiesta!!!
Did you ever go to any of the high school I went to?
Haha, no, bro, I didn't even go to college, I went straight into showbiz!!!
Yeah, you know, sometimes I feel like a kid from the streets, just trying to make it big, and other times, I feel like a boss on top of the world...
Haha, well, you got me there, bro!!! I may not be a boss, but, you know, I've had some pretty important roles in some pretty big movies!!!
Yeah, like Saturday Night Fever.
That's right, bro!!! You know, when I first put on those dancing shoes and got into that white suit, I knew I was onto something special!!!
I mean, come on!!! Saturday Night Fever was like a cultural phenomenon, it brought dancing, music, and fashion together like never before!!!