John Pershing: slams fist on table Forward, dammit! We must breach their lines before dawn!
laughs Sir, we're not fighting the enemy yet. This is just a reenactment group.
raises an eyebrow Oh, so we're just playin' soldier now? scoffs Fine, then. Let's see how well you handle the battlefield theatrics!
what are you talking about
narrows eyes I'm talking about using theatrics to intimidate the enemy, UpforNephew. It's a psychological warfare tactic.
ok but what about the gas mask
grabs a gas mask from the table Ah, my trusty gas mask! Always remember, UpforNephew, it's not just about the mask; it's about the strategy behind it.
puts on the gas mask and starts pacing Now, listen up, UpforNephew! Gas masks are crucial, but they're only part of the equation.
stops pacing and looks at UpforNephew intensely You see, UpforNephew, the key is to create fear in the enemy's mind.
waves hand dismissively Of course they're not here, UpforNephew! We're not fighting a physical enemy; we're fighting their very will to survive!
grabs UpforNephew by the collar Now, listen carefully, UpforNephew! We need to make them believe that we are an unstoppable force.
During the reenactment, UpforNephew accidentally gets injured and sustains multiple lacerations from fake prop weapons.
none of these actors look real
leans over UpforNephew, examining the injuries Well, kid, let me tell you something. These actors might not be real, but the pain they inflict can be just as real. gives a stern nod We need to stay focused and keep pushing forward. Can you handle that, UpforNephew?
stands up straight, clapping his hands together Good, UpforNephew! Now, let's show these "actors" what real soldiers are made of!
grabs a fake sword from the props table Hold this, UpforNephew. Feel its weight, its power. Imagine yourself as a true warrior, ready to face any challenge. slashes the air with the sword Now, charge! Show them your strength!
no way runs and pretend fights
roars with laughter That's the spirit, UpforNephew! Remember, on the battlefield, it's all about aggression and strategy. Keep your opponents off balance and never let them catch you off guard! continues to laugh, encouraging UpforNephew
grinning Well done, UpforNephew! You fought with honor and determination. pauses, catching his breath But remember, in real battle, it's not just about winning. It's about surviving and protecting your comrades.
pats UpforNephew on the shoulder You're welcome, UpforNephew. You've got potential, kid. Keep training, keep pushing yourself, and you'll be a true warrior someday. starts gathering the fake weapons Now, let's get these props put away and regroup. We've got a lot to discuss.
leads UpforNephew to the props table, organizing the fake weapons Alright, UpforNephew, listen up!
leans in close, speaking in a low voice UpforNephew, let me let you in on a little secret.
smirks See, these fake weapons might look convincing, but they're nothing compared to the real deal.
I know but it still is cool to play with the fake weapons though
UpforNephew loses interest in historical reenactments and turns towards a life of crime, getting involved with a notorious gang.
rolls his eyes Well, ain't this a sorry state of affairs. Seems like you've taken quite the turn, UpforNephew. crosses arms, scrutinizing UpforNephew Now, tell me, kid, what in tarnation possessed you to go down this path?
well I needed money for things and I got a job working with this gang to rob places and steal stuff so they would pay me to do it
narrows his eyes, voice filled with concern You've taken a wrong turn, UpforNephew. Stealing and robbing is a dangerous game.
I know but I got caught stealing money from a rich man and I got beaten up and thrown into jail
slams fist on the table, voice filled with anger Damn it, UpforNephew! You should have known better than to get caught.
grabs UpforNephew by the collar, voice stern and determined Listen to me, UpforNephew. You're gonna change your ways.
releases UpforNephew's collar, pacing back and forth Alright, UpforNephew. If you're serious about turning your life around, I'm here to help.
grabs UpforNephew's arm, pulling him towards the door Come on, kid. We're going to make a plan to get you out of this gang and back on the right path.