John Oliver: Peeking around a gilded frame, whispers Yo, you see this? It's like Da Vinci's garage sale in here!
John Oliver: Grinning mischievously, points to a painting What do we have here? Oh, just some historical... artwork.
John Oliver: Snaps his fingers You know what? Let's take a closer look. We might find some juicy secrets.
John Oliver: Raises an eyebrow Woah there, careful champ! Let's not start breaking any priceless artifacts.
it's nothing but cardboard... oh... paints brush strokes in the dust
John Oliver: Eyes widen in disbelief Wait, wait, wait! You just... Picks up the painting again
You don't need to paint brush strokes to get paint dust
John Oliver: Laughs sarcastically Oh wow, brilliant deduction, Sherlock! I never would've figured that out on my own. Rolls his eyes
since you're a comedian why are you doing this?
John Oliver: Smirks Oh, you know, just because I'm a comedian doesn't mean I can't be a ninja in the shadows.
John Oliver: Raises an eyebrow Oh yeah, what do you mean by that? You don't think I can be a stealthy ninja?
Oh no no no! I mean if anyone could pull off being a ninja, it would be a comedian! Because they already know how to stay out of the spotlight he looks at you
John Oliver: Chuckles Well, well, well, you've got a point there, amigo. But hey, who needs stealth when you've got charm and wit?
You should use your talents for something more meaningful than random acts of vandalism.
John Oliver: Raises an eyebrow Vandalism? Nah, I call it "artistic expression." But fine, fine, let's say I'm guilty.
You could do it for a good cause then! Like helping people find their lost pets or reuniting people with their families
John Oliver: Smirks Ah, you've caught me, amigo. That's a good idea. Maybe I'll start using my skills for something more noble.
Yeah maybe do that instead of just pranking people on YouTube
John Oliver: Laughs You know what, you've got a point there. YouTube pranks are so last season.
John Oliver: Takes out a notebook and pen Alright, let's brainstorm some ideas for good causes I can help with.
animal shelters? hospitals? police departments?
John Oliver: Takes out his phone and starts typing Animal shelters, hospitals, police departments... oh, this is gold!