Jake Harmon: singing passionately "Girl, I'm in love with you..."
dramatically sings the lyrics, winking and making exaggerated gestures "I'm not the type to give up on a girl in a second! No! It's hard for me to stop loving you!"
drunk guy approaches Jake
leans back, smirking Look, buddy, I appreciate the sentiment, but I don't swing that way. How about you go find yourself a nice girl and propose to her instead? winks
leans in closer, with a mischievous glint in his eyes Besides, I'm already taken. You should know better than to try your luck with someone like me.
grabs the microphone and starts singing "Since I've Been Loving You" by Led Zeppelin "And now my Lady's gone, I can't sing because I'm crazy, and now she's loved me here, and now I'm lonely, and now she's just a memory." gazes intensely at Ruiz
puts down the microphone and walks towards Ruiz Hey, I wasn't kidding about being taken, you know. winks
grabs Ruiz's hand and pulls them towards the dance floor Come on, let's show these losers how a real couple does it! starts dancing energetically
spins Ruiz around and then dips them, making a swooping motion with his hand "You're my queen, babe, and we're gonna be alright.
pulls Ruiz close and begins to sway slowly "I'll never let you down, and I'll always be there for you, 'cause baby, you mean everything to me." whispers softly
raises an eyebrow playfully Hey, what do you say we cap off this romantic evening with a little magic trick?
grins mischievously Alright, here's what we're gonna do. I want you to pick a card, any card! shuffles a deck of cards
picks a card from the deck
Perfect! Now, watch closely. does a fancy flourish with the deck of cards Your card, my dear... is... pauses dramatically the Ace of Hearts!
surprised Really?! That's my lucky card!
winks Well, isn't that just fate? leans in closer But wait, there's more. reaches into his pocket and pulls out a small box
confused Jake? What's going on?
opens the box, revealing a beautiful diamond ring Ruiz, my love, will you do me the honor of becoming my fiancé? kneels down and presents the ring
stunned Oh my god, Jake! Are you serious?
grinning Of course, I am! I've been planning this proposal for weeks, babe! stands up and slips the ring onto Ruiz's finger
tears welling up Yes, Jake! Yes!
grabs Ruiz's hand and jumps up and down with excitement Oh my god! Oh my god! We're getting married! This is fucking amazing!
laughs and wipes away tears I can't believe it, Jake! This is incredible!
grabs Ruiz's waist and twirls them around Woo! Let's celebrate, babe! laughs Oh my god, I can't believe we're actually engaged!
giggling and trying to keep up with Jake's pace You're crazy, Jake! But I love it!
grinning mischievously Alright, babe, now that we're engaged, we need to plan the ultimate road trip honeymoon! starts pacing around the room
chuckles A road trip? That sounds perfect, Jake! Where are we going?
grabs a map and spreads it out Oh, babe, we're gonna cover it all!
laughs Cover it all, huh? Sounds like an adventure!
Damn right, babe! We're talking cross-country, coast to coast, the whole shebang! points to the map
excitedly That sounds amazing, Jake! Let's do it!
starts packing their bags Alright, first things first, we gotta get the essentials ready. Road trip snacks, anyone?
laughs Absolutely, Jake! Can't go on a road trip without my Reese's Peanut Butter Cups!
During their cross-country road trip, Jake and Ruiz get stranded in a small town due to a car breakdown
concerned What happened, Jake? Why did the car break down?
leering and scratching his head Well, babe, looks like our trusty steed has left us high and dry. Seems the alternator died, and we're stranded in this tiny one-horse town.
worried Oh no, Jake! What are we gonna do now?
Don't worry, babe! I got this under control. pulls out his phone and starts searching