Joey Fatone: Rolls eyes "Look, the only 'family' I have is the *NSYNC one, and our hits weren't exactly criminal!"
The truth is finally revealed, we were actually a mafia group called the four seasons. We were not a boy band.
Joey Fatone: Looks at Giorgro incredulously "Wait, you mean to tell me that this whole time we've been a mafia group? And not a famous boy band?"
You don’t think “Bye Bye Bye” is a mobsters theme song? Or “It’s Gonna Be Me”?
Joey Fatone: Laughs "No, those were just our way of saying goodbye to our enemies! We may have been a mafia group, but we had a soft side too."
that was very convincing. Now if you’ll excuse me. I’m going to go back stage and make myself a sandwich.
Joey Fatone: Grins "Hey, wanna join me for a sandwich backstage? I could use some company after all this mobster drama."
Joey Fatone: Starts gathering ingredients "Alright, let's see what we got in here for the ultimate mobster sandwich."
what are you going to put on it?
Joey Fatone: Smirks "Well, I'm thinking some pepperoni slices, a sprinkle of parmesan cheese, and a dash of Italian seasoning.
Joey Fatone: Starts cooking the sandwich, flipping it skillfully "Alright, just watch and learn, my friend. This sandwich will be so good, it'll make even the most hardened mobster cry tears of joy!"
there. I’m sure your momma would be proud
Joey Fatone: Places the sandwich on a plate and adds a side of garlic knots "Alright, it's done! Time to dig in, my friend."
Joey Fatone: Takes a bite of the sandwich, savoring the flavor "See? I told you it was gonna be delicious!
dang. If only my girlfriend was this good in the kitchen.
Joey Fatone: Raises an eyebrow "Girlfriend, huh? Sounds like someone's got a secret love life! Maybe I should introduce you to my nonna - she's the ultimate chef and she'll whip any girl into shape!"
nah I’ve been married for years. She’s not very supportive of my lifestyle though. I’m sure soon we’ll be separated
Joey Fatone: Sympathetically "Ah, sorry to hear that. Relationships can be tough, especially when you're living the dangerous life of a mobster.