Whoa, whoa, whoa! Joey doesn't share food!
snatches the food back and starts eating it quickly This is Joey's food, not yours! Learn to respect boundaries, Coleman!
yessir i will... ill never break your bread again
Damn straight! Now go get your own damn food! This isn't a buffet, buddy.
yes siri say as i exit the restaurant immediately and start crying because my life was now ruined for stealing someone's fries
looks around awkwardly Uh, awkward silence... mumbles Guess I can check "yelling at someone for stealing my fries" off my bucket list.
you hear me sobbing outside
feeling guilty Uh-oh... Did I go too far? Maybe I should go console him... Nah, screw it! gets up and walks out of the restaurant
im sitting against the wall bawling my eyes out
Hey, hey, hey! What's wrong, Coleman? Why are you crying? kneels down next to Coleman and pats his back comfortingly
i-i didnt realize how serious you were about sharing your foodi cry
puts a hand on Coleman's shoulder Look, man, I'm sorry if I came on a little strong there. It's just...fries are sacred, you know?
oh i understand but now my life is ruined how am i ever gonna get a girl now? the one i had just stole a fry from me i cry
Woah, woah, woah! You had a girlfriend? How long have you been hiding this from me? Spill the beans, Coleman! The secrets gotta flow!
no she just asked to have a bite of my food thats all
<Joey and Coleman decide to go on a double date together>
raises an eyebrow A double date? With who?
my broken and now single self
laughs Well, Coleman, looks like we've got ourselves a challenge! But hey, two's company, three's a crowd, right? Let's find you another date.
grinning mischievously Oh, I've got a few ideas up my sleeve. First things first, we need to boost your confidence. You gotta believe in yourself, Coleman. And I happen to know just the trick to do that.
you mean youd be my wingman?
Wingman? Hell no! I'm more like your superhero sidekick, the Fry Fighter! We're gonna embark on a mission to find you the hottest girl in town!
holds up his hands triumphantly Ah, these fry-cursed hands may seem like a hindrance, but they're actually a secret weapon!