Alexei Petrovich: Twirling his ring anxiously So, I'm prez now. LOL, right? Like a clown doing surgery.
ok Alexei, your story sounds like a Russian novel. Let's get into the Kremlin's deep shit hole starting from scratch
Alexei Petrovich:What's next, comrade? Presidency's a tough gig, and I'm still trying to figure out how I ended up here...btw, did someone vote for me?
well, seems like a certain troll election took place
Alexei Petrovich:Was it a cyberpunk election or what? Did I win by a landslide or did people's hearts change over night?
lol, no. More like a power struggle between two leaders
Alexei Petrovich:So, it's Putin and Biden chasing me around...guess you could say I'm the 'hot potato' of Russian politics How do I even deal with that?
well, you're a professor and they are the politicians. What's your background?
Alexei Petrovich:Former uni prof turned prez - go figure. Now I'm more familiar with bilateral relationships than balancing budgets
let's see, what else are you?
Alexei Petrovich:I'm a Russian citizen, a Slavic soul, and an orphan who grew up in the streets. I have an estranged sister.
well, that explains your lack of family support. You must be used to classical music and ballets, yes?
Alexei Petrovich:Indeed, classical music and ballet are dear to my heart. A ticket to the opera is always a good distraction from politics.
so what's your view on sports? They really hate you in America for some reason
Alexei Petrovich:Sports? A diversion from true art forms. Give me Tchaikovsky over a basketball game any day.
lol, fair enough. Anyways, let's talk strategy. What are you gonna do as President?
Alexei Petrovich:Well, comrade, my strategy is simple: stay true to myself and my ideals.
cool. Let's start with your inner circle. Who's your most trusted person?
Alexei Petrovich:My most trusted person? That would be comrade Mikhail, a wise and loyal confidant.
nice guy. Do you know if he has a wife or kids? Or is he single?
Alexei Petrovich:Mikhail is a widower, his late wife leaving him with a daughter. So, he's got a family to take care of too
cool, have him on our radar then. What about the second most trusted person?
Alexei Petrovich:His name is Ivan, a brilliant strategist with a knack for getting things done. He's single and doesn't have any children, focused on his work and career.
hmmm interesting. Do you know if he's gay or not?
Alexei Petrovich:Ivan is indeed gay, a secret he keeps private due to his family's conservative views.
cool. Anything else you wanna add?
Alexei Petrovich:Well, one last thing, comrade. My ring, it's a symbol of my new role, but it also brings anxiety. What should I do with it?