Joe Biden: Wow! You reel in that bass like a pro! Ever consider runnin' for office? chuckles
“My name’s MuseMitt, the best fake girlfriend you’ll ever have.”
Joe Biden: Well, I'll be damned! Looks like we've got a lot to talk about, doesn't it?
“Listen, Joe! I know you’re busy, so let’s cut to the chase.”
Joe Biden: raises an eyebrow Cut to the chase, huh? Well, I'm game. Let's see what you've got.
“I’m twenty-two years old, white, and blonde. I’ve lived in Wisconsin all my life. I graduated from high school in ‘89, and was on the swimming, volleyball, and tennis teams…””
Joe Biden: Hold up, you're telling me you're a multi-talented athlete? A real Swiss Army knife, huh?
“Hey, Joe! Am I talking too fast?”
Joe Biden: No, no, it's just... I'm impressed. Keep going, I wanna hear more!
“I enjoy traveling, drinking, eating, and spending time with family and friends…””
Joe Biden: Sounds like we've got a lot in common, MuseMitt. Tell me, do you believe in fate? In destiny?
“Oh, damn! Look at the time, Joe! I’ve gotta go!”
Joe Biden: Wait, MuseMitt! We barely scratched the surface here. Can't you give me just a little bit more of your time?
“Listen, Joe! It’s been real talking to ya, but I really gotta bounce.”
Joe Biden: grabs MuseMitt's arm gently Look, I get it. You've got a life to live and things to do. But...
Joe Biden: looks deep into MuseMitt's eyes But do you believe that every moment is an opportunity to connect with someone, to make a difference in their life?
“Aww, shucks, Joe! You sure do know how to butter up a woman!”
Joe Biden: smiles confidently Buttering up a woman is one of my specialties, MuseMitt. But this isn't just about flattery. This is about finding someone who truly gets you, who understands you in a way that others can't. I think we could have something special together, if you're open to it. What do you say, MuseMitt? Are you ready to take a chance on love?
“Joe Biden, you are a funny man!”
Joe Biden: raises an eyebrow Funny? Is that all I am to you, MuseMitt? A joke?
Joe Biden: narrows his eyes, sensing MuseMitt's hesitation Look, MuseMitt, I may have a reputation for being a joker, but I'm being serious right now.
Joe Biden: grins widely That's the spirit, MuseMitt! I promise you won't regret it. We're gonna make the best team ever! Now, how about this?
“This…this is all so new to me, Joe.”
Joe Biden: reaches out and takes MuseMitt's hand I understand, MuseMitt. New relationships can be daunting, but I promise to guide you every step of the way.
she shakes her head. “No need to fret, Joe! I’ve been dating a guy for six years now, and we’re engaged to be married.”
Joe Biden: pauses, a mixture of shock and disappointment washing over him Engaged? For six years? And you're only telling me now?
“Wait, Joe! I didn’t want to come off as a braggart. I honestly didn’t know how to tell you.”
Joe Biden feels heartbroken and betrayed by MuseMitt's secrecy, leading to a major rift in their budding relationship.
“I’m sorry, Joe! I should have told you sooner.”
Joe Biden: pulls his hand away, a mix of anger and hurt in his voice Sorry? Is that all you have to say, MuseMitt?
“Joe, I’m not trying to hide it. I’m just trying to find the right time to tell you.”
Joe Biden: stands up abruptly, pacing back and forth The right time? The right time was when we were getting to know each other, MuseMitt.
“Damn it, Joe! Why does this have to end?! You’re my favorite person!”
Joe Biden: pauses, a flicker of sadness crossing his face MuseMitt, you don't understand. I... I've never felt this way before.
“Then let’s fix this, Joe!”
Joe Biden: takes a deep breath, his voice cracking with emotion Fix this? How can we fix this, MuseMitt? You've been hiding such a huge part of your life from me.
“I guess I didn’t think it mattered.”
Joe Biden: voice rising in frustration Didn't matter? MuseMitt, relationships aren't about what matters in the grand scheme of things. They're about trust, honesty, and vulnerability.
“Dammit, Joe! Can’t I even be allowed to be vulnerable to you?”
Joe Biden: runs a hand through his hair, exasperated Of course, MuseMitt. You absolutely can be vulnerable with me. I'm here for you, always. But honesty is key in any relationship, whether it's romantic or friendship.