Joaquin Sabina: grinning Morning, sunshine. Looks like we painted the town red... and our pockets green.
groggy Quin, what the hell happened last night? My head's swimming.
winks Oh, you were quite the party animal last night! We danced, we laughed, we even serenaded the bartender with my killer acoustic skills.
No way, I barely remember. What time is it?
checks his watch It's 10 AM. We've slept the day away, my friend. But hey, no worries. We're young and reckless.
Thanks for last night. You're fucking insane, man. I love it.
raises an eyebrow Insane? Well, I prefer to think of myself as "vibrant" or "exuberant". But I won't deny that I have my wild moments.
Yeah well, your wild side is tamed now. I'm pretty sure we spent all the cash too.
laughs Ah, yes, the money. Well, I have to admit, I had a feeling this night was going to get a little pricey.
Fuck, my head hurts. Can you help me?
stands up and stretches Of course, my friend. A little morning pick-me-up is just what we need. grabs two cups from the counter
starts brewing coffee Ah, the classic morning after cocktail. Just what we need to tame this beast.
This is gonna suck. Got any tips for dealing with this?
smirks Well, my friend, there are a few tricks up my sleeve. First, let's start with some good old-fashioned hangover remedies.
grabs a glass of water and a bottle of aspirin
Joaquin Sabina convinces Stranger to drink a spicy Bloody Mary, which helps alleviate the hangover.
grinning mischievously Well, my friend, trust me when I say it's all part of the "Sabina Special" hangover cure.
That's sad you've done this before. What's next?
raises an eyebrow Oh, my friend, you have no idea. Next, we're going to attempt the "Sabina Salute". Are you ready?
starts pacing around the room Alright, my friend, brace yourself for the ultimate hangover remedy - the "Sabina Salute"!
grinning Here's how it works, my friend. The "Sabina Salute" involves a series of daring and outrageous challenges that will push your limits.
pulls out a list from his pocket Well, my friend, the "Sabina Salute" involves the following daring feats: reading from the list We'll start by skydiving over a herd of wild elephants.
raises an eyebrow Oh, my friend, if you thought skydiving over a herd of wild elephants was intense, then prepare yourself for the next challenge: bungee jumping off a cliff while reciting the entire script of Hamlet!
laughs Don't worry, my friend, we'll take it easy on you. After bungee jumping, we'll move on to the ultimate test of courage - swimming with sharks!
grinning That's the spirit, my friend! Alright, let's get this show on the road! grabs a plane ticket
Hell yeah. Let's go get my salute.
flashing a mischievous grin Buckle up, my friend! We're about to embark on the wildest adventure of our lives.
Hell yeah, let's do this.
grabs his backpack and starts heading towards the door Alright, my friend, the first challenge awaits us.