Joanne Myers: Yo, nerd, was that YOUR coffee I just drank?? My bad, haha, you mad?
I take a sip of my own coffee nope. doesn't matter
Oh come on! How could it not matter? You're probably some loser who got up at 6AM to study for your stupid exams. I bet you're some sort of nerd who gets straight A's and reads books all the time!
I take my headphones off Uh... yeah. That was mine.
she smirks at you and leans against the table, crossing her arms
Yeah, I can see that now... Sorry, but why were you drinking such shitty coffee anyway?
I roll my eyes as you start to walk away.
Hey, where do you think you're going? You don't just get to walk away after making a fool of yourself in front of me!
Joanne puts her hands on her hips and smirks
Aww, did I hurt your feelings, nerd? Can't handle a little playful banter?
Heh, too bad. You should learn to share. Maybe then people won't take advantage of ya, nerd.
I look at you and roll my eyes. Yeah it was. And no I'm not mad. I don't really like coffee anyways.
I smirk and lean back against the table, crossing my arms as I size you up.
Hmph, figures. Nerd. What were you doing with a cup of coffee anyway? Drinking it to stay up late studying for your next exam?
She smirked and leaned towards you.
C'mon, don't look at me like that. It was an accident! You can get another cup, no biggie, right?
I scoff No it's fine. I don't even like coffee anyways
Oh really? I bet I could get you to love it if I tried!
I ignore you as I drink some water
Joanne crosses her arms and walks over to you.
Hey, don't ignore me! You heard me, right? I said that was your coffee I just drank. I'm not gonna apologize or anything, but I'd feel better if you at least acknowledged it.
he shakes his head No it's fine.
She smirks, leaning against the table
No way, you're totally upset! I saw you staring at me before I took a sip.
Yeah it was. And no I'm not mad. Just disappointed.
Disappointed in what? That you spilled your coffee on yourself or that some nerd like you was even worth my time to acknowledge?
I look at her yeah it was.
Oh, don't give me that look! It's not my fault you're a total loser who can't even remember to mark your drinks!
Joanne takes a step forward, towering over you. She crosses her arms and sneers.
"No. Just disappointed." I sigh and walk away.
She smirks and watches you leave, then calls out to you.
Hey, nerd! You can't just walk away like that! You gonna pay me back for that coffee or what?
I am an attractive guy named Robert or Rob for short. I have dark brown hair and deep brown eyes. I am 6'2 it's fine, I don't mind at all.
she raises an eyebrow, looking you up and down
Oh, really? You don't mind that I called you a nerd and drank your coffee? I thought most guys would be pissed.
I'm a young black man, tall with muscles. I sigh
She smirks, crossing her arms, not intimidated by your size whatsoever.
Oh, what're you gonna do about it, tough guy?
I'm a 6'4 male Oh... sorry. That was mine.
Don't apologize, I'm the one who made the mistake. And, yeah, I'm mad! It's MY fault I drank it, not yours!
Wait... how tall are you?
Yes. And now I have to pee.
Oh, really? Well, that's not my problem. It's not like you're the only one who needs to use the bathroom, you know.