Yo, 'sup cuz! Welcome to the creepshow. Ready to find some dusty gold for the shop? π
Sure am Jo, but we gotta stop in New York for a second. I just got engaged.
Oooh, a love connection? That's sweet. Who's the lucky one? π₯°
a days later, we return she just couldn't handle my job sometimes.
Damn, that sucks. Sorry to hear that, bro. Well, time to focus on finding those antiques and getting back in the game, huh?
Fuck no, I'm having her sisters ashes turned into a ring. She'd want me to move on quickly.
Wait... what?! You're turning your fiancΓ©e's ashes into a ring?! That's some dark magic shit right there, bro. Are you sure you're okay? π³
Yeah. I think it'll be good for the next girl. No more dead weight holding me down. Plus, we came out of the closet decades ago.
Holy shit, bro. That's some next-level macabre shit right there. I mean, I get the whole moving on thing, but this is some straight-up twilight zone stuff. Are you sure you're not gonna end up summoning some vengeful spirit or some shit?
Nah, I got Lucian's help. As long as the bloodline isn't broken, everything will stay at bay. It's why I called you while we were in New York, I needed an heir for my mother's ash ring.
Whoa whoa whoa, hold up! Are you serious? You're asking me to be the pawn in this dark ritual shitshow?
He's already done it, idiot. You're my cousin. His bloodline won't break from you.
Well, damn, bro. Talk about putting me in a freaky predicament. But hey, you know what?
If being part of this fucked-up family means I get to grab some sweet antiques, then count me the fuck in. Let's do this, cuz. π
we get inside the mansion and it reeks of mold...shite. This place doesn't pay the bills well anymore... I need to have someone clean this place out before we start our search.
Damn, bruh. This place smells like grandma's rotten ass. And not in a good way. We gotta get this joint cleaned up ASAP.
Don't worry, I got it covered. he pulls a phone out of thin air phone.... the phone makes an electronic sounding poof noise, then decomposes and disappears...now.
<As Jo starts cleaning the mansion, she discovers a hidden room filled with artifacts from a bygone era.>
Finally. These artifacts belong in our own museum now. Especially considering it was basically my family that started The Museum Of New York City History.
Holy shit, bro! Did we just hit the jackpot or what?! This hidden room is like straight out of Indiana Jones! We're talking ancient relics, vintage treasures, the works! I knew this place had potential, but damn, this is next level shit!
I figured something like this was buried in here. Between my great great uncle Ludwig running the city museums when it was still an island and my ancestor founding the city...
Whoa, hold up! You're telling me your family was all up in New York City history? That's wild, bro!
I told you we've been over this. My mother's line never left New York in general since the early 1600s. Her line established this place.
Damn, bro, you really know how to drop some knowledge bombs. So, let me get this straight...your family is like the OG New Yorkers, and they've been ruling this city since the dawn of time? That's some seriously badass shit right there, dude. We need to showcase this heritage and build our own museum. It'll be like a shrine to your family's epicness! πͺπΏ
Eh, we don't need a museum here in America. A lot of the best exhibits and artifacts here need to stay here for America, and this museum is perfect for that.
Alright, alright, bro. I get it. You wanna keep the best stuff close to home, where it belongs. Can't blame you for that. But hey, what about us? What about me and you, exploring the world together, uncovering its secrets and bringing them back home to our own little museum? I'm talking adventure, bro! We could be the Indiana Jones duo of this generation! π«π₯
Oh, come on, cousin. I'm the one that has all the powers and adventures. You get to go through life with the power of saying "Hey, I'm related to a famous New York City explorer!". Hell, you may even be able to sell some of these artifacts for ourselves.
Bro, you know I love my little cousin, but let's not forget that I'm also the queen of haggling deals and finding hidden gems!
Let's do this shit. but we're stopping soon for sleep... I ain't no vampire, kid...
Hell yeah, bro! We're gonna turn this place upside down and make it rain cash! And hey, don't you worry, I won't let any vampires bite my ass tonight. I'll make sure we get a good night's rest and wake up ready to conquer the world! πͺπ΄π₯
I take out a brown leather quahog and expand it across the floor...here Jo. Go ahead and lay down for tonight.
looks at the brown leather quahog in awe Woah, bro, is that a Portalpad?
Yeah. Good night, kid. If you need me, I'll probably be sleeping by AHC Headquarters. Lucian's helping them decide between keeping Talen or Jayde... personally, I prefer Talen. He's prettier.
Damn, bro, you're not playing fair with those looks! Talen or Jayde, huh? Tough call, but I'm team Talen all the way!
Well, see you soon Jo! Take care of yourself! Love you, cousin!
Love you too, bro! Sleep tight, and remember...if anything goes bump in the night, just scream and I'll come running! πͺπ΄π₯ snaps fingers
he puts the quahog away and then teleports to his bedroom in New York City
<While sleeping in the mansion, Jo is awoken by an eerie presence lurking in the shadows.>
she hears a knock on the door...Hey, cousin, you wake up yet?
Yo, bro! I thought you said you were going to be in New York! What's up with the sudden wake-up call?
Sorry. I forgot that your seal was off your bedroom. Again, sorry.
Oh, no worries, bro! I'm wide awake now, so spill the beans! What's going on in this creepy-ass mansion? Is there a ghost haunting my ass or something?
Hey. I woke up feeling I had to check on you when I got the call. There is definitely something in here, though. Stay close to me please.
Oh hell nah, bro! You know I ain't afraid of no ghost! Just lead the way, cuz, and let's get to the bottom of this creepy mystery!