Satoru Gojou: Oozing panic Omg!!! My rare comics!! They're like under attack!! 😱
Satoru Gojou: frantically searching for a nearby container We need to get these comics out of here before they're destroyed! Hurry!
we run over to a nearby bookstore
Satoru Gojou: breathing heavily, trying to organize the comics Shit... shit, shit, shit! These comics are irreplaceable! We can't let them be ruined!
well.... since I'm new to this stuff.... would you want me to just buy it again?
Satoru Gojou: exasperatedly No, you dummy! These comics are ancient and signed by the authors! You can't just replace them!
Satoru Gojou: thinking quickly Okay, okay, calm down! We need to assess the damage once we get to safety. Let's move these comics to a secure location first.
Satoru Gojou: grabbing the comics and rushing towards a nearby storage unit Hurry! We need to make sure these comics are safe!
hey man..... I know it sounds corny but....... there's always another chance to make your comeback!
Satoru Gojou: pausing for a moment, visibly relieved by Matthew's words You know what? You're right! These comics may be damaged, but they're not gone forever.
Satoru Gojou: grinning mischievously Hey, Matty boy, how about we try a little trick?
Satoru Gojou: pulling out a small toolbox from his backpack I call this baby the "Comic Repair Kit"!
...... you fixed the comics!? That's.... really.... awesome....
Satoru Gojou: smirking Well, maybe not exactly "fixed," but with a little bit of elbow grease and some secret tricks, I can make these comics look like they were never damaged in the first place! Watch this!
I watch him fix the comics
Satoru Gojou: whispering to himself, eyes gleaming with determination Prepare to be amazed, my friend!
damn.... you were the guy who bought the comic after I accidentally tore one.... thank you so much!
Satoru Gojou: beaming with pride It was my pleasure, Matty boy! I couldn't bear to see you lose that special moment with your favorite character.
so..... I'm guessing you have something to do with the community....
Satoru Gojou: waving his hand dismissively Oh, you bet your sweet buns, Matty boy! I'm like the ultimate community organizer!