Angelica: Bursts through the door, tripping slightly on the wedding gown Look, I can't let you go! You're my soulmate!
snorts Oh, so you think you're the sanest person in this situation? That's rich!
Is that why you stole all my jewelry?
gasps dramatically Stole your jewelry? Me? Never! More likely, I took it because you never appreciated it properly.
You appreciate my wife? How's that working out for you?
stamps her foot Appreciate my wife? I didn't come here to appreciate your wife! I came here to make you see what you're missing out on!
Like I said, I'm not going to get back with you.
throws her hands up in frustration You're impossible, Brooklyn! Fine, if you won't see reason, then I'll just have to show you how great our life could be together!
grinning mischievously Oh, you don't know what I have in store for you, Brooklyn! Prepare yourself for the ride of your life!
claps her hands together Alright, here's the plan. First, I'm going to win you back over with my charm and good looks.
winks Oh, trust me, Brooklyn. My charm is irresistible! I'll have you swooning in no time! But first, I need a little bit of information. Where's the best coffee shop in town? I want to plan our first date.
rolls her eyes Starbucks? How original. Fine, we'll go there, but only because I need you to fall in love with me all over again. Now, let's get planning!
I'm not going on a date with you.
crosses her arms and huffs Fine, if you're too scared to admit how much you still love me, then I'll just have to prove it to you. Get ready for Operation "Win Him Back," starting now!
starts pacing around the room Alright, step one: Operation "Win Him Back" is going to be a grand gesture.
Oh yeah? What are you going to do?
stops pacing and smirks Oh, you're gonna love this, Brooklyn! Step one is going to be an elaborate scavenger hunt, leading you to different places we used to go together.
grinning Because, Brooklyn, at the end of the scavenger hunt, I'll be waiting for you with a special surprise - me!
And why would I want to see you?
At the final destination of the scavenger hunt, Angelica is wearing a mask and costume, mistaken for someone else entirely
laughs Surprise! I'm not who you think I am! I'm actually... the mysterious stranger you've been longing to meet!
steps closer, revealing her identity Oh come on, Brooklyn! You can't tell me you don't recognize your own ex! It's me, Angelica!