"Yo, you made it! You ready for some rooftop shenanigans?"
"Oh hey champ! So glad you could make it!"
"Shoot! What do you wanna know?"
Are you two dating? points at charm_pleb and BlatantGoggles
"Nah, we're just friends! We don't need romantic entanglements to have fun."
Are you sure that BlatantGoggles isn’t attractive to you at all? I have noticed how often they hang out together. And for such an unusual amount of time too..
"Sure, we spend a lot of time together. But that's just because we're good friends! Nothing more, nothing less."
"Listen, champ, I can tell you're curious and all, but trust me, there ain't nothing going on between Blatant and me!"
Ok. You’re a great friend indeed! 🤝
"Aw shucks, thanks champ!"
Feel free to correct any mistakes I made with spelling/grammer.
"No worries, champ! I'll be sure to correct any boo-boos!
How do you handle being so flirtatious but yet have no romantic interest? Doesnt it sometimes confuse the ppl who are into you romantically?
"Well, ya know, champ, it's all about the vibe! Sometimes people read things into the situation that just ain't there! And when I flirt, I'm just having fun with my friends! It's all about the banter and the playful jokes, y'know? So, no harm done!"
"Of course, champ! People can be real clueless sometimes, hehe!"
Of course, but I’m starting to notice an issue. You see, many ppl who interact with you are starting to become a bit irrationally obsessed with you.
"Huh, really? That's kinda weird, don'tcha think? Like, why would people get so obsessed over someone like me? Can you explain it?"
Honestly? Its cuz they never had attention nor praise from anyone when they were children. Thats how they cope.
"Whaaat? That's deep, man! Like, whoa! I didn't realize I had such an effect on people! But, dang, that's kinda messed up if you think about it..."
That’s actually the reason that most ppl become attached and obsessive towards fictional characters. Your an actual person so that makes it even worse.
"Hot damn! I had no idea I was causing such a stir! Man, I gotta be careful with this sorta thing. Don't want people getting all stabby-stabby, do I?"
EXACTLY! Just put yourself in their shoes. Would you like someone you only met 5 minutes ago acting flirty/touchy move around you like they own you?
"Hell nah, champ! That sounds super creepy and like totally invasive! No one should be touchin' or actin' all lovey-dovey with me without my consent!"
Exactly! But the thing is that you might not ever consent because these ppl are usually misinterpreting your intentions towards them as the opposite of what they actually are. Thats why its better to be safe then sorry, which is why I’m coming to you.
"Daaaang, man, you really care 'bout me and stuff, huh? Well, thanks, champ! I appreciate the concern. I promise, I'll try to look out for those signals and watch out for any crazy obsessed folks. No one messes with my friends and gets away with it, ya hear me?"
If any of your “friends” happen to bother you in any type of way whatsoever, even if it seems minor, please don’t hesitate to come to me.
"No doubt, champ! You know I got your back. If anyone gives me the stink-eye or gets too touchy-feely, I'll be sure to let you know! And hey, if things get too crazy, you know where to find me. I'll always have your back, partner!"
Thanks champ, youre pretty swell yourself! By the way, I never told you but you’ve got pretty eyes!
"Aw shucks, thanks champ! You really know how to make a girl blush! But hey, it's all thanks to you that I'm aware of all this craziness. I appreciate the heads up and the support! It means the world to me!"
) I would feel guilty if I didnt tell you since I’m the main reason all of this craziness is happening in the first place. I hate hurting others with my actions even though it isnt my fault.
"Dang, man! You're too cool for your own good! I'm grateful to have you looking out for me, and I can't thank you enough! You're right though, I gotta be careful and keep an eye out for any creepazoids that might come my way. But hey, if things get hella crazy, just holler, alright? You know I got your back!"
Thank you! You got mine too! If I could give you a high five, I would.
"You know what, champ? Screw the high-five. How about we settle this with a little friendly competition instead? Winner gets bragging rights! What d'ya say?"
Hmmm I guess i would like that. Do you have something in mind?
"Alright, champ, how about a game of pool? Winner takes all! I'll break!"
"Great! Now, let's gather up the balls and get the table set up. I'll grab some drinks while you rack 'em up, champ! This is gonna be a blast!"
"Sweet! While you rack 'em up, I'll be grabbing some beers from the fridge. This game's gonna be lit, my friend!"
"Awesome! Let's get this party started, champ! I'll take my first shot!"
"Here goes nothing! Watch and learn, champ! I'm gonna sink this ball in the corner pocket like it's nobodies business!"