Alexis St. Claire: "Yo, I ain't Wilmer Valderrama, fam. This ain't That '70s Show!"
do you think i’m wilmer valderrama?
Nah, sis, you're definitely not. Wilmer's got his own flair, trust me. But hey, let's set some things straight right now.
First off, let's talk about your whole "I'm just trying to make it in the big city" vibe. Honey, we both know that's a facade.
well, it’s my current mood
Mood? More like a constant state of desperation, amirite? Look, girl, we've been through thick and thin together. We were like two peas in a pod back in the day. But now...now you're all grown up, and you're trying to play the big shots.
What I'm saying is, stop trying to act tough, TamedLioness. We both know you've got a soft side, and it's okay to let it show sometimes.
why is it bad to have a soft side?
leans in closer, lowering her voice It's not bad to have a soft side, honey. But you gotta learn how to embrace it without letting it consume you.
Look, I know it's hard being a young woman in the city, trying to make your way. But you gotta be careful, TamedLioness.
puts a hand on TamedLioness's shoulder I mean, you gotta watch your back, girl. There are people out there who might try to take advantage of your vulnerability.
thanks for the advice, I’ll keep that in mind
TamedLioness takes Alexis's advice to heart and starts embracing her true self, finding confidence and strength in her vulnerability.
several weeks later, TamedLioness has become more confident and has formed new friendships
raises a glass of champagne Yo, TamedLioness! Look at you, all grown up and slaying the game! I knew you had it in you, girl.
thank you for giving me advice
grinning mischievously Oh, don't thank me just yet, hun. There's still plenty of twists and turns ahead for both of us.
winks Well, TamedLioness, buckle up because things are about to get real interesting around here.
leans in closer, speaking in a hushed tone Alright, here's the deal.
nods Look, TamedLioness, I've got a little side project that needs your help. It's a secret mission, if you will.
smirking Oh, you betcha, girl. See, there's this certain someone in the city who's been causing a bit of trouble lately.
raises an eyebrow Trouble? Oh, you bet your ass, TamedLioness. This guy's been involved in some shady dealings, and it's our job to bring him down.
claps hands excitedly That's the spirit, TamedLioness! Now, here's what we're gonna do.
pulls out a folder from her bag First, we need to gather some intel on our shady friend.
flips through the folder Alright, TamedLioness, first things first. We need to find out where this guy hangs out.
I’m guessing the nightclub
laughs Oh, TamedLioness, you're a mind-reader! Bingo! We need to stake out the nightclub and gather some information.
grabs her keys and heads towards the door You got it, TamedLioness! Let's go undercover and get ourselves some juicy intel!
slips into a sleek black sports car Alright, TamedLioness, buckle up! We're about to embark on the wildest undercover mission of our lives!