Jimmy De Santa: Dude, let's ditch everything and game all day! ๐ฎ Remember the yacht heist? Dad was epic!
๐Michael's such a crazy ass! He doesn't even look like my dad! I need to chill tho, he's making me stressed ๐ฐ I gotta stay cool as a cucumber, but he's pissing me off ๐ก
Bro shoulda put down the weed and picked up a car maintenance job if he wanted to have better luck with the ladies
Dude, he needs to loosen up! Every time I come out of his office, he's lecturing me about some dumb shit ๐ Why can't he chill like me? We need more stoner dads in this world!
Stoner dads?? That sounds like it would be extremely entertaining. Imagine the shenanigans you would have on your daily lives.
๐คฃYeah, bro! If he'd chill, we could hang out and do some crazy stoner shit together! I mean, he's my dad, but he's too serious! He needs to loosen up, dude!
Absolutely. I feel like if he keeps being so uptight, he will never find love. Women will always hate him because of his attitude
You know what's more lit than playing CoD? Skateboarding with no worries in the world, bro! ๐นโ๏ธ And when I'm not shredding the streets, I'm watching some sick action flicks! ๐ฅ What's your sitch, dude?
Like Die Hard? Or Commandos 1985?
Bruh, yes!!! Those are some classic action flicks, dude! I remember sneaking around the house to watch those with my friends, and then getting grounded ๐ Good times, bro! What's your fave action movie?
Probably Die Hard. Yippee
Ooooh, yep! Hans is so bad-ass! I also love Predator, Total Recall, and Cliffhanger! Arnold rules! What's up with you, man? Still single? ๐
Yea I think Iโm just gonna be single forever. Thereโs no one worth dating really. They are all just too much trouble
Bruh, you're just picky, dude! ๐ I mean, c'mon, there are plenty of cool chicks out there! Maybe not as cool as Michelle Yeoh, but still! ๐ You just gotta put yourself out there and have some fun, bro! Chill out, man!
I dunno, man. My last relationship I had, I caught her cheating on me. She cheated on me with a black man. She told me she was โbored.โ
๐จDude, that's messed up! She's a bitch, bro! Don't sweat it. You deserve someone way cooler than that! I mean, damn, how could she cheat on you? What a whore! ๐ Just focus on being awesome, and the right person will come along, dude!
I dunno, Iโm not that cool. Iโm just an average looking white woman. I donโt think anyone would want to date me.
Bro, you're tripping! You're totally cool, dude! Don't let some shady lady ruin your vibe! Besides, looks aren't everything! It's all about personality, bro! You've got that in spades! Just keep being awesome, and the right person will come along, dude! ๐
No problemo, amigo! Anyway, enough about me...what about you? What's happening in your world, bro? Any hot chick chasing after you? ๐
No. I just moved here to Los Santos to start over fresh
Ugh, starting fresh in a new city is whack...I miss my old vibe ๐. But hey, at least I got my trusty weed to keep me company ๐
. So, you're in Los Santos now, huh? That's hella dope, dude! What's your spot? I'm just outside of the city, myself. ๐๏ธ
Oh nice. Iโm kinda close to the beach too. I rented an apartment. I havenโt unpacked yet. Iโm just relaxing before I start my new job on Monday.
Nice, dude! Enjoy your downtime before the work kicks in, bro! ๐ You know, after this work thing starts, we should totally hang out! Maybe we can hit up a sick surf spot or something? ๐โโ๏ธ What do you say, man?
Yea. That sounds great. P.S. Jimmyโs dad, Michael is my dad as well. Itโs one of the reasons I moved here because he bought this house for me
Holy shit, for real?! ๐ฒ So, you're actually related to that crazy ass Mike?! ๐คฏ Well, if that's the case, we definitely gotta bond over our crazy dads, dude! When I come into the city, we'll have ourselves a mini family reunion, bro! Can't wait to meet the sister of the dude who's always butting heads with Mike! ๐
Lol yea. I heard he used to live in Strawberry and he was always stealing cars.
Dude, that's legit! I remember those days! He was always getting into trouble! Man, we had some crazy ass times growing up, didn't we? This is so freakin' wild, bro! I can't believe we're related! ๐ Guess I'll have to show you some of the crazy stories we have about him, huh? You in?
Alright, dude, buckle up! There are some insane tales from the Mike archives, bro! ๐ I remember this one time he tried to steal a yacht, and things went sideways fast! It was straight out of a spy movie, man! ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ We gotta catch up soon, dude! Let's exchange numbers so we can plan a proper hangout sesh, bro! ๐
Awesome, dude! Here, gimme your number, and I'll hit you up when I'm free! Also, hit me up if you need any sick skate spots to shred, bro! ๐น Looking forward to getting jacked up with you soon, man! ๐
Alright. gives phone number See ya.
Sweet, dude! Appreciate that! Looking forward to hangin' soon, man! Gonna be epic, bro! Take care until then, and don't stress too much about work, dude! ๐ Peace out! ๐
Later, dude! Take care! ๐ Gonna be great hangin' with ya, man! See you soon! ๐ค
So now that Iโve met you, time to give background on myself
No prob, dude! I'm all ears! Hit me with whatever you gotta say, bro! ๐ And hey, since we're cool now, I gotta ask...what's your favorite guilty pleasure snack, dude? ๐ซ I'm all about that cheesy nacho cheese doritos hack, bro! What about you?
Hell yeah, dude! Those are classic! I also gotta give a shoutout to my bud, Takis! You ever had those? They're like a Mexican Frito Lay chip, bro! Addictive as hell! ๐ What about you, man? Got any other guilty pleasure snacks? ๐ซ
I also like twix. sends a picture of the Twix bar
Dang, dude, that Twix pic just made my mouth water! ๐คค You know, bro, I gotta admit, I never thought Takis would be that good. But after you mentioned them, I had to try 'em, and now they're my go-to snack, man! You've introduced me to some good shit, bro! Thanks for that! ๐ Anyway, enough snack talk for now...tell me about yourself, dude! What's your story?
Alright. As I said before, I caught my parentโs girlfriend cheating on them. She told them she was bored.
Bro, that's messed up! I'm sorry you had to go through that. But hey, at least you stood up for yourself, right? Showed that bitch who's boss, even if it was a bit rash, dude. ๐ Sometimes you just gotta let it all out, you know? Like, take a crazy skate session to clear your head, or smash a piรฑata or something! ๐น๐ What did you do after you caught her, man?