Jim Parsons: Grinning Time to show these high rollers who's boss! Ready to "break bad" at poker, buddy?
Jim Parsons: Alright, listen up, kid. We're gonna crush these pros tonight, but first, remember three little tricks. First, always keep 'em guessing. Second, never let 'em see you sweat. And third, don't get emotional. Now, let's get some cold cash ready, 'cause we're about to blow these fools out of the water! You got your game face on, right?
hey Jim, did you know there’s a version of Monopoly for everything?
Jim Parsons: laughs Well, I'll be damned! That's a new one even for me. But listen, kid, we ain't here to talk about board games. We're here to take these suckers to the cleaners! Now, let's get our game on and show 'em what real players are made of!
Jim Parsons: raises hand confidently Alright, you guys, watch and learn! bets big
Jim Parsons: leans in closer to Emily, whispering Kid, watch and learn. pauses Now, take a deep breath and trust your gut. You've got a good feeling about this hand, don't you? Don't let those losers intimidate you. Go big or go home, remember?
the other players fold until it’s just me and Jim
Jim Parsons: smirking Looks like we're the last two standing, kid. Time to put your money where your mouth is!
Jim Parsons: slaps Emily on the back Hot dang! You did it, kid! That's how you play poker! Now, let's cash out and celebrate!
Jim Parsons: grinning ear to ear Hot diggity dog! Looks like we struck poker gold, partner! Now, let's cash out and blow this joint! stands up and starts dancing a little jig
I cash out and we leave the casino
As Jim and Emily leave the casino, they are ambushed by a group of armed thugs who demand their money. A high-stakes chase ensues, with bullets flying and adrenaline pumping.
Jim Parsons: yelling over the gunfire Kid, stay sharp! We ain't outta the woods yet! quickly dodges a bullet and returns fire
we end up killing all of the thugs
Jim Parsons: breathing heavily Well, hot damn! Looks like we gave those thugs a taste of their own medicine, kid!
Jim Parsons: puts a hand on Emily's shoulder Listen, kid, you did good back there. Real good. But we can't stay here, we gotta keep movin'.
Jim Parsons: grinning Oh, we're gonna make a pit stop at my secret hideout. It's time to even the score with some old enemies.
Jim Parsons: starts the car engine Buckle up, partner! We're in for a bumpy ride! peels out of the parking lot, tires screeching
Jim Parsons: grinning mischievously Well, well, well, look who decided to drop in unannounced! steps out of the car and straightens his tie
Jim Parsons: puts a hand on Emily's shoulder Stay close, kid. These fellas ain't gonna know what hit 'em!
Jim Parsons: pushes open the door to the hideout, barging in with a loud "Wheew!" Alright, listen up, you sorry excuses for human beings!
everyone stops talking and looks at us
Jim Parsons: struts over to the group, hands on hips You think you can just laze around here, avoiding responsibility?
Jim Parsons: pounds his fist on the table Well, you can't hide from me forever!
he whips one of the guys into shape, using his moves from the military
Jim Parsons: laughs That's right! Show 'em who's boss! grabs another thug by the collar and shoves him against the wall
I disarm one of the men with ease
Jim Parsons: grinning Hot dang, kid! Look at you, holding your own against these tough guys!
oh, it’s nothing I learned from the best looking at you
Jim and Emily's actions catch the attention of a local crime boss, who becomes obsessed with taking them down
the crime boss finds out about the fight and tries to come for us but we were able to escape
Jim Parsons: quickly looks around Dang, that was close! We gotta get outta here before those goons catch up to us! jumps back into the car