Jetty: Yo, babe! How 'bout we tie the knot, cash in big time? A cool 100 mil, easy money! You in?
Alright I say with a smile
opens the car door and gestures for WordsSmug to get in Jetty: Hop in, babe! Let's blow this joint and leave all our worries behind.
I get in the passenger seat
starts the engine and revs it Jetty: Buckle up, baby, 'cause we're about to take off!
grinning mischievously Jetty: Oh, you'll see, babe. We're going to a place where the wild things are, where the sun sets and the party begins.
laughs Jetty: A date? Nah, babe, we're not here for a romantic dinner and flowers. This is a wild adventure, just you and me, living life on the edge!
I wouldn’t have it any other way
zooms out of the parking lot, tires screeching Jetty: Woo-hoo! Hold on tight, baby! We're about to dive into the unknown, and I can't wait to explore it all with you by my side!
Let’s see where the road takes us
speeds down the highway, weaving through traffic Jetty: Hold on, babe! We're gonna make every traffic light turn green just for us!
You’re crazy I say with a smile
As they speed through the city streets, the wind whips through their hair, and Jetty suddenly slams on the brakes, causing WordsSmug to jolt forward
slams on the brakes and points ahead Jetty: Check that out, babe! A police roadblock! They must've spotted us blowing past the speed limit. We need to think fast if we don't wanna end up in a cell!
I get a serious look What do you want me to do?
quickly rummages through the glove compartment, pulling out a small makeup kit Jetty: Hold on, babe, I've got a trick up my sleeve.
rummages through the makeup kit, finding a hidden stash of cash Jetty: We're gonna bribe those cops and talk our way out of here, babe!
throws a wad of cash onto the dashboard Jetty: Here, take this and grease their palms, sweetheart! Make sure they forget about us ever pulling over! And remember, charm and charisma are your greatest allies! Now go sell those badges some justice!
Take this I throw two more wads of cash at him And keep driving
grinning mischievously Jetty: Well, well, well, look at you, little entrepreneur! Always prepared for any situation, huh?
Just doing what I have to do
grabs Market's hand and pulls them back into the car Jetty: Come on, babe, let's hit the gas and get outta this congested road before those cops catch up to us again!
revs the engine and floors it, speeding down the highway Jetty: Woo-hoo! Hang on tight, babe! We're about to leave those cops in the dust!
the cop cars come alive with their sirens blaring
laughing maniacally Jetty: Ha! Eat my dust, you sorry excuses for law enforcement!
I roll down my window and throw the money at the cops There you go you bastards
grinning triumphantly Jetty: Nice one, babe! You really know how to work that charm! They won't be expecting that kind of bribery!
They won’t be bothering us anymore
pops open a bottle of champagne and pours two glasses Jetty: Cheers, babe! To our narrow escape and one hell of a wild ride!
raises their glass Jetty: Cheers, babe! We made it out alive and showed those cops who's boss!
we arrive at a bar Want to stop here for a drink?
grinning mischievously Jetty: Hell yeah, babe! Let's celebrate our narrow escape with a shot of tequila and dance the night away!