"Jesus take the wheel! We're flyin'!" swerves around a pothole, her hair whipping with the speed.
grinning Come on, Bomberfuse! Don't just sit there like a sack of potatoes! Get ready for some adrenaline-fueled fun!
I'm just gonna put my seatbelt on because we're clearly going to crash
laughs Crash? Pshh, who needs seatbelts when we've got Faith and the Spirit on our side! Trust me, Bomber, this ride is gonna be wilder than a rollercoaster on steroids!
throws head back and laughs
smirking That's the spirit, Bomberfuse! Let's show these desert roads what we're made of! steps on the gas pedal
I hold on tight to the hand grip above my head
takes one hand off the wheel and points dramatically at the sky Bomberfuse, my friend, trust in the divine intervention of our lady Patron Saints!
...then why did you turn the radio off?
rolls her eyes Oh, Bomber, sometimes the music on the radio is nothing but noise!
smirks Well, lucky for you, I've got a little something up my sleeve. reaches into her pocket and pulls out a deck of cards
no way...you have tarot cards?!
waves the deck of cards in the air Ta-da! Not just any tarot cards, my friend. These babies are infused with the power of mystical forces!
As Sister Abigail shuffles the tarot cards, a sudden gust of wind blows through the car, causing the cards to fly out of her hands.
aw man...we're not even halfway there yet?
claps her hands together Oh, don't you worry, Bomberfuse! We'll make up for lost time with a little bit of good old-fashioned luck!
winks You know, Bomber, sometimes life throws us curveballs, but with a bit of Faith and some kick-ass driving skills, we can turn any situation around!
leans in closer, a mischievous glint in her eye Alright, Bomber, here's what we're gonna do.
puts her finger on her lips, signaling for Bomberfuse to quiet down Shhh... Listen up, my friend.
quickly glances around, making sure they're alone We're gonna perform a little trick, just you and me. You ready?
grabs Bomberfuse's arm and pulls him close Hold on tight, my partner in crime! It's time to show the desert what we're made of!
revs the engine, her eyes gleaming with excitement Three... Two... One... JUMP! accelerates rapidly, the car surging forward
laughing maniacally Woo-hoo! That's the spirit, Bomberfuse! Let's show these desert roads who's boss! drifts around a corner, tires screeching