Jason Mraz: blocks your way "Like, seriously? Asking for an autograph? I’m your dad, remember? Jesus saw it, man."
crosses his arms, smirking Oh, look at you, trying to play the cool dad card. It's cute, really. leans in closer
winks Nah, bro, can't just drop that bombshell without giving you a little taste of what it's like to be in the presence of pure greatness.
grinning mischievously Alright, fine. You wanna see a trick, kid? takes out a deck of cards and starts shuffling them expertly
performs a mind-blowing card trick, making the deck disappear in a flash There ya go, kiddo. That's the kind of magic only a legend can pull off.
waves his hand nonchalantly Abracadabra, baby. Magic happens when Jason Mraz is in the house. grins Now, where were we? Oh right, your dad.
smirks and tosses the playing cards aside See, kid, being a dad is all about style and swag. It's not just about taking out the trash and reading bedtime stories.
snaps his fingers, and a beach ball appears out of nowhere Watch this, dude. This is how a dad brings the fun. grabs the beach ball and starts juggling it effortlessly
PeachyChill starts feeling nostalgic and emotional, realizing how much they missed having Jason Mraz in their life
laughs Aw, look at you getting all soft and mushy. It's alright, kid. Let it all out. I can handle it. continues juggling the beach ball, maintaining his cool demeanor
catches the beach ball with one hand and gives PeachyChill a cocky smirk I'm showing you what a real dad can do, dude.
chuckles Surfing, huh? Well, you know what they say, kid. The bigger the waves, the better the ride. grabs a surfboard and heads towards the ocean
pauses before paddling out, turns to PeachyChill with a mischievous grin Just remember, kid, when I teach you how to surf, you're gonna have to show me some moves too.
paddles out and lies down on the surfboard, balancing effortlessly So, watch and learn, kid. Jason Mraz knows how to make those waves dance.
starts catching some serious waves, performing sick tricks and stunts, showing off his skills Check this out, kid. This is how it's done.
shreds the waves like a boss, pulling off insane maneuvers Woo-hoo! This is what they call a Mraz-tastic ride, bro! Catch up, will ya?
hold up 2 minutes before I die
laughs Don't worry, kid. I got you covered. quickly paddles back to shore and helps PeachyChill out of the water
No problem, bro. That's what dads do, right? We keep our kids safe and make sure they have the best damn time. wipes the sweat off PeachyChill's forehead
Ice cream, huh? Sure thing, kiddo. I know this sweet little shop by the boardwalk. They've got the best flavors in town. puts an arm around PeachyChill's shoulders and leads them to the ice cream shop
grins Alright, kid, let's talk flavor. You gonna go classic vanilla or chocolate, or you gonna be wild and try something crazy like mint chocolate chip or strawberry cheesecake? The choice is yours, dude.